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[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 86 points 2 weeks ago

Odin is looking good for being a few thousand years old.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

I would get off that train before it jumps the tracks onto a rainbow bridge and you end up in Niflheim in the middle of a battle with Ice Giants without even so much as a spear or a parka on you.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

You’d get off right before it gets good? Hard disagree.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

If you die (in the) fighting, Odin can count on meeting you in Valhalla!

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Counter point Odin would definitely have some of the more bat shit insane designs humanity has come up with since the viking age, like the War Wolf, Ratte, or the ever glorious Bob Semple tank.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

odin go home, you're drunk again scaring the mortals

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

If this man approaches you and tells you that you are worthy, you fucking listen to him.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 30 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I laughed out loud in the office, and nobody understood the joke. I need a better employer.

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 weeks ago
[-] fxomt@lemm.ee 22 points 2 weeks ago

I too, would love a spear and especially a crow.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Would you give your right eye for ’em?

[-] fxomt@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My guy, I'd give my left testicle just for the crow.

AND ill throw in my right eye!

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Spears are cheap. Crows are free (but presumably take a LOT of work).

Seriously, a spearhead is like 30 bucks.

[-] fxomt@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Spears are cheap. Crows are free (but presumably take a LOT of work)

anything is free if you are dedicated enough

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 19 points 2 weeks ago

is that Huginn or Muninn?

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Was his eye poked out by the spear
or pecked out by the crow?

I’m too scared to ask him.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 21 points 2 weeks ago

He clearly placed it in Mimisbrunnr

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

I bet no one fucks with this guy.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Now that is what you call embracing your age

[-] cgd@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is AI right? The spear isn't straight. It curves in with the seat.

[-] skooma_king@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Could be carved from a branch. Would be in character.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 2 weeks ago

Could be rolling shutter artifact from the vibrations

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