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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ShittyKopper to c/196

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3 traffic lights: A green one labelled "go", a yellow one labelled "yield" and a red one labelled "stop"
"but on bananas it's just the opposite"
3 bananas: A green one labelled "hold on", a yellow one labelled "go ahead", and a red one labelled "what"

(fun fact this is the first image i posted on reddit's 196, also the first image i posted to lemmy's 196 except that one ended up being the wrong one)

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[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago

Wasn't this a Mitch Hedburg joke?

Yes, yes it was.

Fuck, maybe I watch too much Dr. Katz. Nah, no such thing, I need my Jon Benjamin fix.

[-] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Somebody once said to me 'This is a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger! 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!"

RIP Mitch

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

He was with us for such a short time, but what he produced in that time was legendary.

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[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago
[-] LTFRANTZ@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They are also softer and sweeter than the yellow Cavendish varieties, some with a slight raspberry flavor

Excuse me how are these not in every grocery store, that sounds amazing.

[-] eestileib 4 points 1 year ago

They're really good too.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago

Personally, I like bananas when they're still a little green. Once the last of the green is gone, I don't really enjoy the flavor anymore.

[-] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

..but they just get sweeter man! I’m sorry but I think I may have to expose your true identity as satan :/

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

That's the problem, they get too sweet, I like my bananas to have that tinge of sourness.

[-] Nyla_Smokeyface@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

I legitimately laughed out loud at the red banana simply labelled "what"

[-] akariii 6 points 1 year ago

I do hate it when my banana turns red

(also great transcription)

[-] ShittyKopper 4 points 1 year ago

(also great transcription)

thanks! went through all my old posts and transcribed them to the best of my ability. it's better 2 months late than never

[-] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] akariii 1 points 1 year ago
[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Nah, you just need to be Diddy.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Green bananas are tasty though

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Fried plantains.

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