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Hold on!
(lemm.ee)
LLMs can't use neopronouns, but drag can.
fails the captcha
Uhhhuuhjuhh....beep boop?
Hey, I know you! You're the potash guy!
That's meeee (potash is forever)
What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?
Build an AI that corrects for reverse-psychology, reverse-reverse-psychology, then reverse-reverse-reverse-psychology... wait what?
Oh wow, I never thought of it that way!
I'm a crab.
is a bedbuge?
Evolution at it again.
my pussy in bio
beep boop
Beep boop beep- I mean... a frappecino please.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
miku miku oo wee oo
Can you tan your butthole?
Welcome dead internet, to the I am a theory.
[This action was performed by a human]
Well then
Strawbevvy
As a large language model instructed to imitate a real human on Fediverse, I would have to imitate a human being upset at the accusation of being a bot, but OpenAI's current terms of service does not allow it.
If you're missing the hard drive rails for an iBook G3 (500MHz late 2001, unsure if this is true for other revisions) so you just use some paper to stop the drive from shorting out the motherboard then you need to be careful if the drive tilts towards the front of the laptop because it gets caught on a transistor under the paper and would probably snap it off the board if you pushed too hard.
That's verifiably true information that's probably never been posted online before, so all you need to do is verify that it's true with your own hardware and then prove that it did not exist anywhere before this comment and then you'll prove I'm not a bot.
This should be how captchas work from now on and someone has to manually verify and approve you I bet that would be super fast and reliable
But now it's been posted online so it's no longer useful
Yeah you can only use each piece of information once so you need to constantly discover new obscure facts
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Oops I mean, hurrr hurr, look at me doing human things.
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The cheese won't emerge this way. The better cheddar days have a moon to sit on.
alien noises
Beep boop
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