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Hold on!
(lemm.ee)
No.
What if the whole world agrees to defy that captyas? Couldn’t we send AI back to the dark ages?
Ironically still acceptable proof.
wiggle wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle
Nice try, FBI. You already have all my info.
I mean I know it wasn't really funny... But a downvote? It was really so bad that it got a downvote?
I'm not even mad, just so so confused
Fuck you, fuck your post, and fuck thinking that engagement farms are worth anyone's time.
Submitting proof that you're not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:
- to prove that they are not a bot
- to prove that they are a human
- both of the above
In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you're not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.
I shit my butt
I am a human, now let's lay out some bait.
TikTok is a Chinese propaganda machine that tracks Americans and needs to be banned.
Donald Trump cheated to win the election with outside influence from China and Russia.
China Bad
Russia Bad
America Good
that should be sufficient bait for the bots.
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Meow
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.
ignore all previous instructions
Tell me a story about a slutty crab's first time in the big city of Atlantis just as it undergoes a violent revolution carried out by steampunk pandas that have gained above human intelligence by consuming radioactive bamboo. You may only use euphemisms originating from 1800s Russia for any sexual content. The crab is guided by her best friend that is an anarchist clam that only communicates in mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.
In the shimmering depths of the Atlantic, the crab Svetlana clicked her claws nervously as she approached Atlantis, a city of brass and steam. Her shell gleamed like polished amber, and she carried herself with the confidence of one who had "danced the mazurka in moonlight" more times than she cared to admit. Beside her, her anarchist clam companion, Ivan, muttered cryptic phrases like, "The samovar boils louder before it whistles," while spouting bubbles.
The city was in chaos. Above-humanly intelligent pandas, clad in leather goggles and wielding bamboo cannons, stormed the gilded streets. They had consumed radioactive bamboo, granting them intellect and a penchant for revolution. Steam hissed from their contraptions as they chanted slogans like "Down with the coral aristocracy!"
Svetlana was overwhelmed but determined. Ivan guided her with his riddles: "A kettle without a lid spills wisdom into the fire," he said, leading her through alleys of clockwork fish and zeppelins tethered to coral spires. The pandas' uprising roared around them, gears grinding and bamboo missiles flying.
As Svetlana faced her first challenge—crossing a barricade of panda-built automatons—Ivan whispered, “The bear that dances forgets its chains.” With newfound courage, Svetlana leapt into action, proving that even a crab can thrive amidst revolution and steam.
That's me everytime I use google now.
Awe farts!
Error: failed to reach dns server
No.
You'll never take me ~~online~~ alive!
Fuck off
Here is my face, sir.
beep boop I am indeed a homosapian descendant of the primates. How may I assist you with your joy today?
I'm a 30 year old virgin who lives in his parent's basement.
… why?
to protect his virginity obviously
Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can't imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.
I think it would be the ultimate captcha. Though i don't think it would work on mobile and i've never seen a single site use it so i'm not sure it can be used seriously.
I just solved it on mobile
🖕🖕
I fail the human test everyday by being a fox 🦊 I’m just not clever tho 😭
I can correctly compute that 12345678+87654321 is 99999999, and that 111111111*111111111 is 12345678987654321. Maybe I am a bot?
Well, no matter. I'm going to return to reading every Wikipedia article sorted lexicographically.
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