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[-] OmegaMouse@feddit.uk 89 points 2 years ago

Imagine putting Alpha Male in your profile

[-] Blahaj_Blast 37 points 2 years ago

Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 years ago
[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago

Personally i'm an early access male

[-] ShittyKopper 10 points 2 years ago

i'm the proof of concept MVP (minimum viable person)

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

new term for when kids reach an age where they won't immediately die if left alone

[-] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I'm an invite-only access male. 😆

[-] Umbrias@beehaw.org 45 points 2 years ago

Oppenheimer, the bio pic about the scientist who rejected their own creation and associated happily with communists, and showed the actions of various people to specifically target someone for that? That non woke Oppenheimer?

[-] Rilichu@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

I love you can tell by their faces, "his boys" look so tired and disinterested in his shit lol

[-] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 26 points 2 years ago

Big boom good, nuke j*ps, pearl harbor crack, murica, durka durr

am i doing it right

[-] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

Wait till they find out that's not what the movie was about.

[-] eestileib 25 points 2 years ago

"We would like to officially declare that we are, and shall remain, completely unfuckable."

[-] daellat@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Also them: fuck cancel culture

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

Who is the potato in the grey jacket?

[-] xxxSexMan69xxx 19 points 2 years ago

Nick Adams, self-proclaimed "alpha male"

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Dude has alpha’d his way through some cheeseburgers since taking his profile photo.

[-] Koppensneller@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Why is he wearing a mini-dress that looks like a men's jacket?

[-] polle@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

He looks like scully in the 90ies

[-] EremesZorn@beehaw.org 14 points 2 years ago

Explain to me how any of these dorks are "alpha males."

[-] KraeuterRoy@feddit.de 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well, in software terms, an alpha version is the barely existing framework on which one builds until it eventually becomes a finished program.

So, with that in mind, I'd call them very Alpha - barely removed from monkeys, hardly able to even walk upright shells of humans.

But, if they keep learning, maybe they'll become actual humans someday. Even though they don't exactly look like they'll make it there anytime soon.

[-] noctisatrae@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

I really like this comment. I have nothing else to add :) but congrats had a good laugh.

[-] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

An alpha male is an underdeveloped male who wears his dad's blazer.

[-] EremesZorn@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Seriously, I've seen these guys even back when I was in college. Loud, obnoxious, opinionated, and with poor fashion sense.
I guess all the other guys in the photo are the betas? There can only be one alpha, or so our poorly-researched understanding of pack animals goes.

[-] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Such guys are commonplace in every college. They act very silly, are ignorant and annoying creatures overall. The 'beta' guys are just paid by the 'alpha' guy to stand by him. He becomes a stranger to them the moment his dad stops giving him any money. Then the betas go in search of a new alpha whose dad lends him both pocket-money and an old blazer.

[-] Anonymousllama@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Old mate should have realised by now that you don't button up your suits when you're that fat, surely an "alpha male" would have known that

[-] Hyperi0n@lemmy.film 7 points 2 years ago

It's also a mismatched and ill-fitting suit to begin with. Dude looks like a child dressed I his dad's clothes.

[-] ox0r@jlai.lu 13 points 2 years ago

What a bunch of losers lol

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!

[-] DigitalCatcher@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I wonder what his reaction was when he found out part of the movie's plot is Oppenheimer getting his security clearance revoked for his leftist past and associations.

[-] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It'll probably be along the lines of Oppenheimer went woke, no wonder he went broke.

[-] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 2 points 2 years ago

I would have thought people of that ilk already branded Oppenheimer a dirty commie a long time ago.

[-] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

The movie theater wins either way.

[-] Skua@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago
[-] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

At this point, this is kbin’s signature “feature”.

Headline: Thousands traumatized by fire on island.

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[-] TheDankHold@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Lmao me too I was so confused about what people were talking about

[-] ninjakitty7@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

I don’t understand what everyone else is talking about, this is just a horny gif post.

[-] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It's pretty impressive how they've managed to go through the Ken Mojo Dojo Casa House arc without even seeing the movie.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Oh, I didn't know I had to be AlPhA to not see the barbie movie, I was just sitting here not watching it because I'm not the intended audience.

My daughter and my wife did go to see it, my daughter liked it, wife was indifferent. And that's OK, not every movie needs to cater to every person.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

You might be more in the target than you imagine. I learned an awful lot about the douche I was in my 20s from this movie.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I had to figure out what a douche I was on my own.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I thought I had done that as well. Turns out I'd missed a couple spots.

[-] ichmagrum@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

I hear it's a pretty damn smart and funny movie. I'd watch it if I was into movies, even though I'm definitely not part of the stereotypical Barbie movie target audience, either.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I usually can't sit still long enough for a movie, either.

[-] kokesh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

What's up with all these "alpha males" lately? They're usually weird and very unattractive from the first look. Does it mean "I don't care how I look, I don't need women", or maybe I simply don't get it at all.

[-] eupraxia 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's dudes getting their ideas of what women want in a man from other men, generally grifters, repackaging bad wolf science. I notice a certain type of dude falling for it, who doesn't trust women enough to be vulnerable and negotiate relationships but still wants access to women. Maybe they've been hurt before, or maybe they were raised with bad ideas of how women are. "alpha wolf" social status promises dudes that they'll be dominant and irresistible enough to find companionship without needing pussy shit like communication skills and emotional intelligence. But at the end of the day the only dudes getting anything out of it are the ones selling their guides to the lifestyle.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Where's the alpha?

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