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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Looks at Undertail and Balatro just being a collection of IF statements…

[-] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Become an entomologist and never complain about them ever.

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Even flies?

[-] tino@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Learn to code and you’ll be too busy complaining about your own bugs everyday.

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I only chose this career path because I heard there were a lot of hugs. 🥲

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

At minimum I think it would stop people from calling devs lazy. I don’t code, but even I know for how boring Ubisoft games are, none of them were “lazy” outputs.

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 2 weeks ago

No I for sure complain, but for date bugs.. I'll be forgiving

[-] durfenstein@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I can code pretty well. I'm a qa tester. Complaining about videogames is my mostprechious pasttime

[-] Blaiz0r@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

As someone who had a career as a web developer and had to build sites that worked pixel perfect on multiple devices and clients I think game developers are jokers

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Instead you report them

[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Complain about programming languages instead!

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Just know a human developer and remember they're all humans

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