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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What if I already have the power of being attractive 😎

Do I have to waste a choice to keep it?

And does immortality come with eternal youth?

[-] philluminati@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Unarmed combat + necromancy

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I mean, Magic is just "all of the above".

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Radar sense, submariner and radiation. I'm about to go defend Greenland mortherfuckers!

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Teleport - force field - healing

Pretty much nothing you couldn’t do and get away with it. Go anywhere and nobody could stop you. Healing seems redundant with force field, but I assume you’d have to turn off the force field to do some things which would leave you vulnerable.

[-] figjam@midwest.social 1 points 9 months ago

Teleport, invisibility, and psionic as long as that includes mind reading.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

How fast is the super speed?

[-] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

The most op power in my eyes is super speed. You basically get infinite, on demand mass, strength and endurance, and can (assuming you can go really fast) time travel

That being said, the only super power I'd ever want is the ability to create fast-acting hormones of my choosing, with my nails acting as syringes when willed to be able to inject or secrete them

AKA Emporio Ivankov

[-] psoul@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Insanely Rich, Submariner, Shape Shifter.

Now let’s go explore the titanic shall we?

[-] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

With chameleon, healing and unarmed combat I could rule the world.

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Immortal, teleport and stamina. I am going places bitches!

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Invisibility, chameleon, shapeshifter.

The Redundant Spy.

[-] Awkward_Silence712@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Shape shifting, teleportation, and insanely rich

[-] Nounka@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Being a necromancing immortal weathercontroller sounds fun...

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Where is Attractive Enby? 😥

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago
[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Magic. Two others at random.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Super sight, Invisibility, Insanely Rich.

[-] N00b22@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Immortal, Teleport and Super Sight

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I would say with 'insanely rich,' 'intellect' and 'gadgets,' you could pretty much achieve any of the rest you wanted on your own.

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[-] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Immortal, Teleport, Intellect

Idk how magic fits in here, since Teleport is typically a part of magic.

I will use it to fix the world buy making a lust for power and greed to the detriment of humanity a death sentence. My super hero name can be Incentive. I will make it my duty to make sure that the ruling class finally has a proper incentive to do what is right. I'll be like if Kira from death note wasn't a moron.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Teleport is creating wormholes, that's science, not magic. I'm an adult I think.

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[-] kaprap@leminal.space 1 points 9 months ago

Supersight Weapons master Super strength or super speed

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