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Just Twitter imploding. (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml 121 points 1 year ago
[-] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 118 points 1 year ago

He's a 13 year old billionaire

[-] BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml 64 points 1 year ago

This article about twitter ends with:

X aka Twitter has not been contacted for comment because it is known to only send a poop emoji in reply to media queries.

[-] Clent@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

An immature 13 year old billionaire.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I happen to have a 13-year-old child. She is far more mature than this. If someone asked her a reasonable question, responding with a poop emoji would be the last thing she would think of.

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

Richie Bitch.

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The worse thing is people are still paying attention to what he does. Why? I have no fucking idea.

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

Because he has an unimaginable amount of wealth.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

Well, there you have it. Finally. A way to permanently block Elon's posts.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

But getting blocked by Elon means you don't get his spam posts any more, right? So that's a good thing for the recipient overall.

[-] dansity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 year ago

This must be some mental issue.

[-] Jaysyn@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago
[-] MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

jackie_chan_wat.jpg

[-] BlakTheory@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago

I think he's gonna implement a paywall for blocking.

[-] Hippopotamus@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m placing my money on this

[-] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 9 points 1 year ago

I was here before this was added

[-] Mesaji@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

So damn right

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Blocking for me, not for thee! So decrees the king of X!" - Elon Musk

I'm picturing him wearing a towel as a cape with a burger king paper crown and wielding a paper towel roll as a scepter.

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 year ago

I want to see catturd2 on mastodon specifically so I can nuke whatever instance'll have him from orbit

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

He's definitely going to make Blocking a feature available on a higher priced subscription tier. Take it away, say people "convinced" him that some still want it, make up some BS about how maintaining the feature has a cost to Twitter and make people pay for it.

[-] mek2600@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

It'd probably cost a lot as he'd code it- each time a tweet is pulled up there'd be a full search to see which users have the tweet author blocked. If the returned list has the viewer's ID included then set the style for the tweet to not be visible.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Check is done by querying the list of users and running a for loop to see if any user names match the user name of blocked users. This is all handled on the client side and optimised by exposing the SQL server. Security is maintained by banning anyone who uses the word "drop" in any query (after the query goes through).

[-] Kuro@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But I thought blocking was pointless, Elon

[-] aeternum@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

yes, I read the post too.

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Ah I love when two bad people fight

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

If only they could have a cage match, and that cage is lowered into a volcano.

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

wasnt catturd theorised to be muskies alt

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 year ago

Just a fanboy Muskovite who got upset when Elon didn’t send him money for posting crap.

[-] Mesaji@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago
[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

Am I an idiot or does this image make no sense

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 year ago

No, you're right.

[-] Shiki@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The upvotes on this show people just upvotes musk hate without reading

[-] Granite@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer turd

[-] gabe@literature.cafe 7 points 1 year ago
[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I thought they were like butt buddies 😂

[-] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

What a doofus

[-] Rmcc73@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Tumblr-esque micro gif

[-] themajesticdodo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Can someone tell me how to block this sub because you lot are as pathetic as his dick riding fans.

You actually made and run a page dedicated to him. Could you ride his cock any harder?

[-] Fylkir@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

How about you learn to use the site you're on?

[-] null@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago

You... realize that's the entire point of this community... right?

So that all Musk content can be posted here so that people like you can block one community instead of trying to filter out of all communities.

[-] Saneless@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

It'd be like I was in a PlayStation community and complained they were obsessed with Sony

Block the community, the one specifically named to talk about musk

[-] Franzia 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Franzia 2 points 1 year ago

I laughed at your insults, but second your question. Can I filter the "everything" page? Or do I need to use my subscriptions only? I keep discovering new communities I wanna follow.

this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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