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What's your theory (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

What’s your theory on why

People

Write like this

On LinkedIn?

Make it make sense

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[-] SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

They got tired of the hand clap icon.

This is

Much better

Than hand clap emoji

And it is

within CO2 consumption boundaries

Required for green washing

[-] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

At least on Facebook when they write like that you have to hit "see more" which gives them points on the algorithm for engagement

[-] sprittytinkles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

This is the way.

[-] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 28 points 4 days ago

They're adding in

Those pauses

To make it seem

Like their words

Are carefully chosen

And so more important

That's how geniuses talk

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What are they adding in? It looks like your post was cut off.

It's a shame because I was about to offer you a job because it looked like you wrote a lot, but I can't read something that's incomplete.

Good luck on the job search, you would do well to copy the whole thing next time.

[-] str82L@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

I think it's because they're fucking morons who think it's somehow clever or creative.

It just makes me skip their post and move on to someone who respects my time.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 4 days ago

So that when you read their words, you go into a suggestible trance-like state, as if you were watching some self-help speaker or charismatic preacher talking on stage.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Grace us with your sage wisdom.
-mere mortals

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I'm fairly certain that there's some kind of platform rule that will ban you if you write full sentences like a normal person.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago
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