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What's your theory (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

What’s your theory on why

People

Write like this

On LinkedIn?

Make it make sense

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[-] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 28 points 4 days ago

They're adding in

Those pauses

To make it seem

Like their words

Are carefully chosen

And so more important

That's how geniuses talk

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What are they adding in? It looks like your post was cut off.

It's a shame because I was about to offer you a job because it looked like you wrote a lot, but I can't read something that's incomplete.

Good luck on the job search, you would do well to copy the whole thing next time.

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