Guaranteed this was put out by a very clever anti social atheist

I was always so sad because I had to pretend to be a boy. Doing way better now.

I'm a Christian, the opposite happens as well. Why can't we discuss our beliefs in a civilized manner? I will never tell my "pastor" about an atheist or theist in my area. Especially considering I have atheist friends.

The word "witness" caught my eye. Is this a Jehovah's Witness thing?

Are they using child labour to hand out their shitty pamphlets now?

Father, we also have other related news, We have a cease and desist from the Almighty claiming that if we continue to use his name to push our own agenda he is ready to take legal action.

I like how rational sorrows about the state of the world is considered grumpy compared to mindlessly giving away any responsibility by praying.

Raped your wife/daugther? Pray! Got raped by family? Pray!! Pillaged an entire workforce for every dime they had, killing some of them by removing healthcare/firing them? Pray! Having no healthcare on the deathbed? Pray!!!Be an drunk asshole abusing your family? Pray!!!!!

Shut the fuck up an PRAY!!!!!!

So you're telling me it also reduces children and zealots disturbances? That's a great advertisment for it!

Just tell them to come back to you after they get everyone that's already Christian to agree on everything first.

Witness to me and I'll gore you with my horns. Bah.

The original source for this seems to have been here. I'm fairly sure it's a parody site, but it's honestly hard to tell these days.

https://objectiveministries.org/kidz/crafts.html

Atheists are always pulling this face like they can’t believe how stupid and credulous the person they’re speaking to is. Every single one I’ve met does this.

Leave Mr. Guff alone!

Handle us? You'll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.

I need that grumpy goat in tattoo form.