Fuck Haiti, amirite?

Mexican here. Those are the states unpleasant accents so I'm on board with this plan.

Where's this from? (I'm probably out of the loop.)

Whoever it is, I at least appreciate that they didn't fuck up MIMAL or his pan of Kentucky-fried chicken.

Northern Sicily had me rolling, especially without Gibraltar.

I'm a big fan of Cascadia. This map is just imperialist madness.

The State of Jefferson garbage in northern California is laughable. None of those clowns understand that states need to produce something to be financially viable, lest they simply mooch off of the federal government.

That area of CA produces nothing of real value, but then again, most red states do just mooch off of the federal government...

I wonder if this American expansionism is going to cause friction with Putin. There's o way in he'll he is going to support it.

I seriously think they’re looking at the Mercator versions of these maps and are having serious size envy. Trump probably thinks Russia is massive (granted it’s twice the size of the US) and wants the US to be that big too. If he knew the size of Africa he’d probably be going after that instead.

Huh, so the US is Russia now?

Locusts.

We need that land as a um..safety buffer. yeah. Its for our safety. We dont feel comfortable around Canadians and Mexicans. Or our fellow Americans for that matter, they will need to go elsewhere.

Idiot forgot Mexico was mentioned too

Is that the Philippines in the corner there?

Reminds me of Japan taking Hawaii in terms of how far of a stretch it is.

Is there a reason they only want some of central america? And why only part of those islands? Might as well make it all solid as long as we're dreaming.

Blue MAGA prefers puppet governments installed by a CIA coup.