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[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago

If we all collectively agree to just pass it on, then either:

  • It's infinite, and it just passes on forever, or...

  • It's not infinite and somebody at the end has no choice, in which case nobody in charge of a lever has killed anyone

So yeah, I say pass it on.

[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

Except that somewhere down that chain someone is almost certainly going to choose to kill people, so by passing the trolley on down to them you're responsible for killing a lot more than if you ended it right now.

And since every rational person down the line is going to think that, they'll all be itching to pull the "kill" lever first chance they get. So you know that you need to pull the kill lever immediately to minimize the number of deaths.

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Only the person pulling the lever is responsible for his/her action though. There is a difference between passively passing on and actively murder someone

[-] roguetrick@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Dentological ethics: you have a duty to not murder people, so you don't pull the lever

Utilitarian ethics: pulling the lever will kill less people

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

In this case it isn't even a guarantee that anyone has to die as the problem is presented, the tram can just continue to be passed along. The default setting for the lever is "go to next" so to not pull the lever is easier both physically and morally.

The individual that pulls the lever is the same individual that would take action to harm others for no benefit, and even in real life I can't morally take responsibility for a person who runs over a child by purpose after I let his/her car merge in front of me just before a school crossing

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[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

If I hand a machete to Jason Voorhees I think I'm at least partly responsible for the people he hits with it. I know what he's going to do with that thing.

[-] CileTheSane@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Except you're not passing a machete to Jason Voorhees. That would be "double it and pass it to the next person who you know is going to pull the lever."

You're passing a machete to the next person in line. You don't know who that is. They may or may not pass the machete down the line. Considering I would not expect a person chosen at random to kill someone when handed a machete, it seems unethical for me to kill someone with a machete just to prevent handing it to someone else.

[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I know Jason is somewhere down that line I'm handing the machete off to. And the farther down the line he is the more people he's going to kill.

[-] simplecyphers@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

There are only 33 people in the line though.

Either you get to 33 and there are no more and the track just ends or it’s “nuke the planet” or dont for everyone else above 33.

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[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I guess then the issue would be: do you ever find out the result of your actions? If no, then I guess it's sort of a "glass half empty/full" kind of thing, because you could just pass it on and assume the best and just go live your life quite happily.

Although if you did find out the result, imagine being first, pulling the lever and then finding out nobody else would have.

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[-] kronkadoops@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Someone needs to stop tying people to those train tracks or this trolley problem will never go away.

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Step in front of the train: Tell your manager this whole project is dumb, provide a list of reasons why it's a bad idea and explain you are prepared to resign rather than enable its further development.

[-] corytheboyd@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!! Which also kills the other lever guy, bonus!

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[-] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

Double it and I'll do it myself

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[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

Just keep doubling forever until the number is more than everyone alive, free s-risk emergency button.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

This might cause a buffer overload that crashes the programming and we can escape the matrix together once and for all

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[-] nyan@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 year ago

Half-pull the lever so that the points get stuck midway between the two tracks. That should derail the trolley. Someone could conceivably still get hurt, but it improves everyone's chances.

(What? You mean it isn't a literal trolley that has to obey the laws of physics? Damn.)

[-] cicadagen@ani.social 14 points 1 year ago

News next day, 10 dead in derailment.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Ten baby puppies to be exact

[-] explodicle@local106.com 6 points 1 year ago

Philosophy problems vs all real world problems

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Napkin math, from the last time I saw this:

I’ve been thinking about this. I estimate a few people per 1000 would do an atrocity for no reason if they were guaranteed no consequences, and the deaths if the switch is pulled are 2^(n-1) for the nth switch. The expected deaths will cross 1 somewhere in the high single-digits, then (since it’s outcome*chance), so the death minimising strategy is actually to pull yours if the chain is at least that long.

Edit: This assumes the length of the chain is variable but finite, and the trolley stops afterwards. If it's infinite obviously you pull the switch.

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[-] statues_lasers@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Modern financial system in one picture.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There is one person in danger.

Now I pull the lever.

Now there are two _______

[-] blujan@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago
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[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If we keep doubling, will I eventually be a person on the tracks? There are a finite number of people, so eventually I would be, right? So, passing the buck would be equivalent to handing my fate to a stranger.

OTOH, if there are an infinite number of people, then this thought experiment is creating people out of thin air. Do these imaginary people's rhetorical lives even matter?

Either way, it seems better to kill 1 person at the start.

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[-] Creddit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Just walk away and assume the original engineer put safety measures in place.

[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

If you pull the lever after the trolley's first set of wheels has passed the switch but before its last set of wheels has passed the switch then you'll derail the trolley and everyone lives.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Except the guy in the trolley

[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

He should have been wearing his seatbelt. That's on him.

Also, why wasn't he pulling the emergency brake? He deserves it.

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[-] Tschuuuls@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Damn. That’s the politician way of thinking!!!

[-] metrolw@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Choosing the second option will trap an infinite people for eternity in this problem, because it would never stop

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[-] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

I don't have to be a soldier on anyone's ethical recursion war, so since the default position is set to kill 1 person, that gets done by the problem itself and the whole thing is solved without me having to do anything.

As a further bonus, now the lever people on the next branches are free to get out of the levels and go release the other prisoners.

[-] FinancesDrone98@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

„I pull this lever and suddenly it’s not my problem anymore“

[-] roguetrick@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

The main problem with this is: is there a finite number of people? and if I pass it on do I count as part of the pool that will end up on the tracks?

[-] janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

"hey hun i've got an exciting business opportunity for you!!1!"

[-] Humblyorganised88@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

To me this basically says are you the kind of person to deal with a problem or pass it on to someone else

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[-] hectocotylus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

por qué no los dos

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