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[-] Stijn@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 17 points 2 years ago
[-] sgtlighttree@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

At this point they're just gerrymandering the pizza

[-] ActuallyRuben@actuallyruben.nl 7 points 2 years ago

Maybe they tried to have each piece contain 5 slices, but gave up halfway through

[-] Stijn@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

The should make one big pepperoni that fits the pizza. No more pepperoni pizza issues.

[-] ActuallyRuben@actuallyruben.nl 1 points 2 years ago

But then you still need to cut the pepperoni tho

[-] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I disagree. It just makes cutting easier. One pepperoni per piece. It's all one piece.

[-] Otome-chan@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

this was my thought as well. I imagine they probably intentionally did it like that just to be infuriating.

[-] andyMFK@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

Right?!?! What kind of decision making went on here

[-] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Fucking gerrymandering

[-] solstice@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Hey, my first repost on lemmy! This is shamelessly lifted from r/pizza crimes a few weeks ago. And the top comment there was about gerrymandering too! This is a big moment for me, I think I'm officially a lemmian.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Current preferred term is "Lemming".

[-] solstice@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Dang so obvious how did I miss that?

Lemming is kind of derogatory though no? Like someone who will follow the group think and do whatever the hive says - oh ok nm yeah that works ;)

[-] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I prefer "Lemurs" actually.

[-] monkeytennis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

This reminds me of staying overnight at a friend's house when I was a kid, and discovering a slightly sinister family habit, like cutting pizza with scissors or everyone drinking hot tea with dinner

[-] Grassgrowz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

lmao my family and i do both of those things

[-] monkeytennis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

No judgement here :D

[-] Ashhwaghandaa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I cut my pizza with kitchen scissors. My knives aren’t sharp enough and I don’t have to transfer it to a cutting board. And drinking warm water with a meal aids in digestion :D but I don’t do that lol

[-] monkeytennis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's that small moment when you realise other people do things differently.

I remember being a bit horrified with the amount of handling that goes on with pizza+scissors. Guess I was considered one of the family...

[-] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

I've been to pizzarias in Italy that cut with scissors...

And what's wrong with hot tea with dinner?

[-] monkeytennis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Nothing wrong with either, though I can't speak for Italian pizza cutting techniques.

It's still pretty unusual to offer a 10yo a brew with his roast dinner. I'm sure my friends found it strange that we drank coffee before bed, but there you go.

[-] MaximumOverflow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Cutting a pepperoni pizza is always a lose-lose situation

[-] Kerfuffle 7 points 2 years ago

Bless it's heart

[-] realitista@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I'm okay with it.

[-] lemmy_party@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Simultaneously OCD trigger and OCD in action

[-] Defaced@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Oh great the reposts begin...

[-] Felemuso@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Hey, someone needs to deliver content... it's not like I have anything original to offer 🙃

[-] JesusTheCarpenter@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I agree, 70% of Reddit memes, pics, etc are stolen anyways. I don't see a reason we couldn't steal some of it to boost our content.

[-] Simplificity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Actually better to do it, before the good contents are lost in Redd** forever

[-] kubica@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Necessary evil.

[-] LoafyLemon@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

This is madness! 😂

[-] abcd@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

If you look closely the salami pieces are cut the same way. This is a pizza fractal!

[-] LirAlethea 2 points 2 years ago

32 pepperoni pieces, divided into 8 slices. Is it just me or is it even more infuriating that those slices are not evenly sized?

[-] dimspace@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I cannot fathom why they did not do what normal people do and rearrange the pepperoni prior to putting it in the oven.

[-] Felemuso@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

It's not just you... 🙈

[-] McBinary@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks, I hate it! 😳

[-] between2boobies@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago

But the pepperoni is already cut. It's already too late!

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Sharding pizza.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Sharding pizza.

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