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cross-posted from: https://ponder.cat/post/952397

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[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 12 points 10 months ago

what is not fair is that all texans have at least one dildo as long as elon resides there.

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I'm interested in seeing a judicial decision on whether a double ended dildo counts as one dildo or two dildos.

If you create a religion with a dildo being recognized by your dogma as official iconography, could you unlock "unlimited dildos" based upon religious freedom exceptions?

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago

Bonus points if the religion is a sect of christanity.

[-] weew@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What if they're dildo shaped guns? Would Texas ever dare to ban those?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

Me, who lived in Texas for 22 years.

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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Does this mean that independent sex shops will thrive in texas? It could be a good thing for small business.

[-] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

These people CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Will there be an official Office of Dildo Inspections? With Dildo Inspectors making rounds, carefully checking every household for staying within their allotted number of items? Will the billboards aside the vast highways advertise the government hotline for anonymous reporting of infractions?

And if not, well, they're clearly cowards. If you're going to pass a law like that, you have to go all the way!

Seriously though, I sometimes wonder how this period of time will be described in history books 50 years from now.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

A Texas jobs program! You too can have a bright future as a state dildo inspector!

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Walmart has sex toys?

I have never seen one in walmart in my entire life.

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