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Obviously this is for both, men and women, you know, the song "if I was a rich man" and i saw the meme with...

sigh just answer the question

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[-] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not go to work and sleep for about a year before I figure out what I really want to do.

Edit: move to Finland first.

[-] Free_Opinions@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

move to Finland first

It's dark, wet and cold in here.

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[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Pay the debts of myself and all my close friends.

House with a yard is already a check for me but I have a neighbour on both sides. I want a standing house.

Then I'd invest a lot in art, my own and others. Work less, play more. See the sights. Meet people.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

If I were just a little rich, I would work less, and spend more time traveling.

If I were rich (but not rich-rich) I would retire, move further away from the city, and make my own saw mill. Also spend more time traveling.

If I were rich-rich, I would fund Vasalgel, lobby for that project to make mosquitoes extinct, and fund a few low budget films per year, outside of Hollywood. I don't know where I would move, but I would probably still travel more.

[-] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 days ago
  • Get a house with a garden (backyard)
  • Start my own laptop/desktop line
  • Obtain and maintain a naturally aspirated manual V12 Aston Martin
[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I'd fund online counter propaganda campaigns. Drown out the voices of the troll farms attacking our democracies.

[-] Qkall@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Buy a place in Montreal. Try to do random acts of kindness on randos where I can. You can't generally change the world, but you can make personal impact.

[-] altasshet@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I miss living in Montreal, great choice :)

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

It depends how rich

If by rich you mean what a child would consider a lot of money, i dont think i could do much with 100€

If by rich you mean infinite money, i would try to buy all companies and politicians i can, make money worthless in as many countries as i can and attempt to achieve anarcho-posadism or something similar

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago
[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

With enough money i think you could do that

[-] SonicDeathTaco@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago
[-] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago

If I were a rich man, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I were a biddy biddy rich, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen, Right in the middle of the town. A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below. There would be one long staircase just going up, And one even longer coming down, And one more leading nowhere, just for show.

I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks For the town to see and hear. And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack" Would land like a trumpet on the ear, As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."

If I were a rich man, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I were a biddy biddy rich, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife With a proper double-chin. Supervising meals to her heart's delight. I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock. Oy, what a happy mood she's in. Screaming at the servants, day and night.

The most important men in town would come to fawn on me! They would ask me to advise them, Like a Solomon the Wise. "If you please, Reb Tevye..." "Pardon me, Reb Tevye..." Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes! And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong. When you're rich, they think you really know!

If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack To sit in the synagogue and pray. And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall. And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day. That would be the sweetest thing of all.

If I were a rich man, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. Lord who made the lion and the lamb, You decreed I should be what I am. Would it spoil some vast eternal plan? If I were a wealthy man...

[-] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Honestly I would only want two things, to not have to worry about money and to live where I want. So much stress and thinking goes into money that I think I would be quite relaxed if I didn’t have to think about it except for investments. I also wouldn’t have to worry about home security or how my pets are taken care of. For living where I want, my job and family takes me around the a world. I wish I had a small place in each location :)

[-] Tazerface@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

You didn't say how much, from lowest to highest income level:

Retire

Help every homeless person in my city, then my county, my province.

Order or build locally, tiny homes for all the homeless in my city. Expand outwards if I had money left.

Buy the local power corp and run it as a nonprofit.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

If I had millions I'd buy some land and build a space for artists and musicians to come and hang out and make things.

If I had billions I'd disrupt the appliance industry because I can't find any decent appliances.

[-] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Disrupt the appliance industry by making indestructible appliances that share replacement parts. Same heater in the dishwasher as the oven. Sell/rent them as a subscription service. That way you ultimately get to realize the longevity and repairibility.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Totally. And have a microwave with programmable settings. And make an induction cooktop with <1 second pulse width modulation and probe thermometers. A dishwasher with a detergent dispenser. Open source the plans, build them without plastic parts that break and fall off.

And bring back that awesome Sunbeam toaster.

[-] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

You’ve been watching too much Technology Connections.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Great old novel/movie "The Magic Christian."

https://youtu.be/FE2zTnOJ94I

Peter Sellers is a billionaire who decides to wage war on his own class.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

At this point, setup a refuge for disabled people in similar situations as myself. I would help people make the best out of what they can do without the misery of fighting for the fundamental right to survival in a suicide inducing system of terrorism from government and those that do not understand chronic pain and unfixable problems.

I'd also likely get an Iron Man like exoskeleton to fix my weak and useless torso.

[-] GoTime@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[-] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
  • Buy high-end items for all of my hobbies.
  • Eat regularly at my favorite restaurants.
  • Wear clothing that isn't locally available.
[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Do art, woodworking, and other hobbies in a remote location.

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Weekend everyday, basically. I don't care for a house or fancy things, I'd spend my time creating art and having fun with friends - who I'd share some wealth with.

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

I'd buy myself a more proper country and be the change I want in the world.

[-] Presi300@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'd donate to cancer research. You never know when it's gonna hit you and I'd rather die knowing I did something to help cure it.

id like to open a roller skating rink with attached cereal bar.

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Buy a house in a safe neighborhood for myself. Establish at least one housing complex for the homeless with medical, psychiatric, and general care staff as close as possible to said safe neighborhood. Repeat until all that is left is enough to keep said complexes staffed and operational for at least 5 years.

Keep at least $1,000,000 to invest into the stock market in various ETFs, REITs, and LEAP Option calls. All profits go back to maintaining and establishing more housing complexes for the homeless.

All my free time would be spent figuring out how to end the homelessness crisis. If ever accomplished, focus my efforts on the public education system, and praying I somehow have the willpower to avoid corruption.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

I'd pay my workers more and stop being a dick

[-] emax_gomax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Assuming Elon musk level money with a diversified portfolio that doesn't bias me to a small set of companies or industries. I'd make a man made archipelago on international waters and start my own country. We'd be formed foundation style with a purely meritocratic government and society contributing 100% to the betterment of mankind and our future prosperity. I'd like to envision something like a modern library of alexandria were all are welcome. Alternatively I could just try to make the uk or America less moronic but sadly the state of things just depresses me. We need a hard reset IMO.

[-] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

Do whatever I could to get sustainable energy going, just invest in all the renewable energy projects. Let's get everyone going with solar panels! Wind farms wherever we can! Free charging stations for everything!!! Oh, your battery tech project needs funding? Here's all the money you need!

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 2 days ago

it sorta depends on if I already was rich with financing setup or if I like one a huge lottery. Im not rich now so im assuming like I won a multi billion dollar lottery. I would talk with lawyers and accountants to see how I could do the following. Half to my wife to do as she pleases but I would encourage her to do as I do with my half. Half of my half goes into a fund that would be very diverse but dividend heavy for stocks and auto rebalance. divedends would go to me to live my life. The other half I would be to give away but split in two. Half for family and friends and half to strangers. I would see if there is ways to give it out without connecting back to me. For the half that goes to others fully half of that would be for use in my country and currently it would be geared toward donations to get campaign finance reform, fighting citizens united. If our democracy was brought back to it would pivot to environmental causes (more important except that anything is useless when the country is useless). the other would be for global and geared toward to helping democratic processes and unbiased news abroad along with climate intiatives. Again all the things would emulate the same fund structure.

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