I hunger!

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets" Indiana Jones "If you kill me you're better, if I kill you I'm better" Kuben Blisk "Suka blyat" - Random scav

Greetings traveler, there are new missions available at the New Haven bounty board!

THE NUMBERS, MASON

"sneaky beaky like"

"What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output."

Sheng-Ji Yang, Alpha Centauri

Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.

Hello stranger what ‘ar ya buyin’ what ‘ar ya sellin’

kee-voh rogan woololooooo

We need wood!

Stronghold Crusader

The voiceless effigy creates bodies in their waves but does not notice the shore. Is our melody not beautiful? - Satisfactory

"The end is near! TEN SECONDS NEAR!!"

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

Path of Exile

"This train doesn't belong to you. So why don't you turn around and face me, pumpkin?"

Pierce: "This train was commandeered legally under the---"

"Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin' face?!"

"Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don't even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I'll let all of you go right now."

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

"When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boy-o"

".. what a shame. He was a good man.....Tongue click.. What a rotten way to die "

Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped... in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is it a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle... and wonder if we'll have the chance to kill him.

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

Still sane exile?

• path of exile

You're here because you wanted to feel like something your not. A hero.

Good News Everyone!!!

“Gods, I want to ride you ‘till you see stars.”

My lord? Yes? My lord? Yes? Let's get digging! Whoa! What now?

• Hidden song made from sound effects in Lords of the Realm II

"I'm interested in one thing. Dark. You haven't the gift."

• Felkin the Outcast, Dark Souls 2

He's such a weirdo just sitting in a dark corner, but sells some good spells.

My toolbox! --Another World

I'm gunna fuck you! --Redneck Rampage

Man...

Front...

Two hundred metres.

Six.

Is down.

Arma (or Flashpoint before it). Although it's gotten slightly better in that regard, I think. Haven't run it in quite some time. It's still probably the best there is for milsims though.