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I worked at a pizza buffet back in high school. There was a guy who would come in from time to time and eat 6 whole pizzas. He would wait for us to put a fresh pepperoni out then just dump the entire thing on his plate.
RIP whoever had to clean the bathroom between his trips to the buffet
I sometimes have a normal Pizza, Double Burger, Chili Cheese Nuggets, croquettes and Ben&Jerries.
One word: Mindestbestellwert. (Minimum order value)
I'd call it cowmaxxing if it actually led to me putting on any weight 🤷♀️
It's me. I'm some human.
My little brother in HS was a bottomless pit. He played sports and went to the gym for extracurricular activities he was downing at LEAST 6000 calories a day. It was a wonder to watch. Kept our fridge empty while he lived with us.
If you compressed a 14” pizza into a ball it would probably be about the size of your head, so you should not eat one.
I fucking wish
Frozen?
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
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