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[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago

Typical web developer. He didn’t even know files can be deleted without going into „recycle bin”

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Why are we dissing web developers? What is this bullshit elitism?

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

I think it's a joke about how noobs only learn javascript and make blazing fast webapps while knowing nothing about computers.

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Looks like windows should come with a dictionary.

"Huh, discard, I wonder what that does. Let's try it on all my work from the last six months"

Idiots gonna idiot...

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[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 25 points 3 days ago

If you ever happen to have 5000 uncommitted files, you shouldn't be asking yourself if you should commit more often. You should be asking yourself how many new repos you should be making.

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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So VS Code isn't just slow and bloated, it also deletes your files. So glad I was turned off by its excessive memory consumption and deleted it before it deleted my files.

Edit: also why I only ever used git from the command line, I never found a git UI that is easy to understand, and never trusted them.

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

VS Code slow and bloated? Someone hasn't been spending nearly enough time in IntelliJ

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[-] auzy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

It's really not slow or bloated. There's a reason it's so popular (even in Linux)

If it's running slow, maybe it's time to check your computer....

I literally had to use it to load 100 git projects simultaneously recently

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[-] aliser@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

deleted a chunk of my work the other day by pressing Ctrl z in windows explorer. my project was without source control installed (cuz it was in Dev stage), and Ctrl shit z/Ctrl y hotkeys didn't work, so that chunk was just gone, persished forever... or so I though. I remembered vs code having a file history under some panel. found it, and here it was - at least some of the latest history of my file. lesson learned: even in Dev where nothing is yet working, finish your day of coding with a commit to a remote repo.

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[-] jlow@beehaw.org 26 points 3 days ago

Backups, backups, backups.

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[-] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 23 points 3 days ago

Doing a git clean is a dick move.

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[-] Michal@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

If the files were already staged then git should have blobs in the git folder, so they should be recoverable.

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[-] Bougie_Birdie 21 points 3 days ago

Often times, people learn that the stove is hot by touching it.

It's easier to blame the stove than the person who touched it. But if you laugh when you watch it happen, you're probably not laughing at the stove.

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[-] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Jesus saves, and so should you

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