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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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[-] lightscription@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Great idea. Who didn't like the Colbert Report? Could turn out like a right-wing populist Repor!

But he's got a serious side. You know what those globalists are doing...

[-] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Can't wait for Dan and Jordan to cover this

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Do they have rights to use Jones' likeness, in the sense of reposting old clips and the like?

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

They said they have everything.

[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Its also exactly the kind of thing you'd expect to read about in the onion.

This is beyond mear irony.

[-] Masamune@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

This should be good...

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Best news I've seen in weeks

[-] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

I mean, it’s already half way there, all they got to do is make it funny

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Does this mean they're Alex Jones's boss now?

[-] PyroNeurosis 8 points 11 months ago

Makes sense. They keep him contained somewhere to ramble, while appropriately inducted and vetted comedians interpret, neutralize and transmit his bullshit and make it funny.

An oracle of comedy situation.

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Next week's headlines "Alex Jones appointed as Secretary of State" or some other wackass shit.

Press secretary would be perfect.

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[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Oh my god what a power move. More power to them, seriously. Best outcome we could have gotten

[-] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

That pushed me over the edge to subscribe to the print edition

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

I thought that was a joke. But regular news sites are running the story. So maybe it's real?

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's real. Their new owner is very rich and doesn't give a fuck

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 13 points 11 months ago

I saw a TikTok of Alex crying about it. It is real.

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

That's really amazing. Their joke article was hilarious even as a joke. But the fact that they really bought it is beautiful.

[-] eronth@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Honestly, I would love for them to turn it into just a bastion of info. Just detail the goings-on of the current government.

[-] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Lol I am so happy about this.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I wonder what they paid 🤣

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