Bathrobe.

Cry.

Putting a wig on my best friend and spooning him while he's asleep.

Choosing the urinal next to another man.

Really feels kinda gay, though, especially when the dude next to you squints over.

Sucking dick.

Listening to music.

I was playing some music on my cassette player at school one day, but it wasn't rock'n'roll according to the renowned expert that was discussing the situation with me, therefore it was "gay".

Take my pants all the way off when I poop

Driving a red sedan

One time at school I decided to randomly put a flower on my shrt from outside, then my friend started frantically saying "That's gay bro! Take it off now" and refusing to walk with me in public if i didnt take it off

Wear white socks. Srsly.

Wear a kilt?

TBH I've never tried and nobody told me it was gay. But I'm a sweaty person and I would love to air out my crotch except for fear of social criticism.

Use a tote bag

Using black eyeliner.