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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[-] ryan@the.coolest.zone 8 points 2 years ago
[-] quadrotiles@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

Quadrotiles had quadro playset when little. Quadro is like big pipes and tiles that people can build with. Quadrotiles used to make race cars and castles with brother who best friend and play in big garden. Best times. Quadrotiles now sad and miss brother. Live in different countries and 30 now.

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

First shiny pokemon

[-] Tathas@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

Tathas read book. Book have Tathas. Tathas like Tathas. Tathas pick Tathas.

[-] UdeRecife@literature.cafe 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

U not name. U is sound.

Since person was learning Vietnamese, person noticed Vietnamese have one letter words. One word person liked was Ô, umbrella. Saying Ô reminded person of monkey making sound.

Person thought about simplest sounds monkeys make. U in person mother language sounds oo. U is simple, basic monkey sound. Oo-oo, aa-aa. Person being monkey, person thought U good name. Reminded person of person's past and person connection to nature. So person decided to be U.

U then thought of past people. Past people were simply known as person OF place person came. Examples: Leonardo DA (of) Vinci, René DES (of) Cartes. U is from Recife. Thus U de (of) Recife.

[-] hypnotoad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago
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[-] crashoverride@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

90s movie Hackers, main character created.

[-] EibmozJ@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Backwards Zombie + J

[-] Oldslewfoot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Oldslewfoot name of song about big bear named Old slew foot. Good song, good name. Oldslewfoot not bear, but man in bear shape, stole name.

[-] meejle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Friend created. Initials ("MJL") became word! Makes smile.

[-] CookieMonsterDebate@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Cookie Monster has eyes like predator. Is Cookie Monster predator? Are cookies alive?

[-] C_Leviathan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Read Bible, hate god, love giant ocean dragon and sulfur. Name already taken, add real name letter.

[-] Gargleblaster@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago
[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 6 points 2 years ago
[-] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

old club penguin username

Unga bunga

[-] Draghetta@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Italian prime minister used to write dragon themed fantasy fanfic / erotica. Draghetta was old prime minister nickname from when young. Draghetta like Draghetta nickname. Look up, true.

[-] gex@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] Squids@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Squid likes squids. Squids possesses many squids. Squids likes squids so much squids decide to use squids as namesake. Squids also like single word username because squids thinks having single word for username is bragging rights. Squids is wrong.

Me mad, me wizard, me speaks

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[-] BlueFairyPainter@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

10y ago. Was hobby artist. Looked at personal gallery. Painted many fairies at time. Many fairy blue.

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

s_s s_s s_s s_s_s_s_s s_s_s, s_snake s_s s_s s_s_s_s ssssssss_ss-s

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[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 years ago

Look at foot.

[-] Death2lois@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

Like Family Guy lots

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Screenname is real name.

[-] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Thelsim likes the sound of Thelsim’s own name, so Thelsim approves of this question :)
Thelsim is a unique enough name, if you see Thelsim somewhere else, there’s a good chance it is Thelsim.
Thelsim thought it up on the spot and kind of identifies with it now. It’s vague and genderless enough to apply to anyone and can still be remembered as a normal name. It’s become Thelsim’s online identity.
Caveman enough for not-Thelsim? :)

[-] Rednax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

No. No good. Rednax count 14 violations of prompt. Rednax will improve story now:

Thelsim like sound of name of Thelsim, so Thelsim approves of question :) Thelsim is unique enough name, if not-Thelsim sees Thelsim somewhere else, there’s good chance Thelsim is Thelsim. Thelsim thought Thelsim up on spot and kind of identifies with Thelsim now. Thelsim’s vague and genderless enough to apply to anyone and can still be remembered as normal name. Thelsim's become online identity of Thelsim. Caveman enough for not-Thelsim? :)

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[-] Silverseren@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Silver is related to real name. Seren is Runescape god name.

[-] wtvr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Am angsty middle aged teen. Took favorite word. Dropped many letters

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[-] StartledStarling@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

StartledStarling like sound-sound

[-] starlinguk@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Starlings are cute and pretty (although slightly obnoxious).

[-] rockhandle@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Guitar play rock music. Guitar have handle. Rockhandle!

[-] kava@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Kava likes kava

[-] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago
[-] Skyline969@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Skyline good car. 969 good number. Put together, good and good.

[-] skunk@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

skunk like skunks

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Easy to sound intellect anyway; Combination of actual name.

[-] krayj@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

First initial + middle name + last initial.

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Flash Gordon Plus Zordon

[-] TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub 5 points 2 years ago

Couldn't sign up in most instances!

[-] cupcakezealot 5 points 2 years ago

cupcakes are delicious tell world all about

[-] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Variation of Aogigahara, exit game forest in Japan. Inserted favorite color, red, which in japanese is aka

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