Standard cat behavior

Think they’re just dyed sugar cookies. Which are pretty easy to make. But yes, little pumpkins.

I want to point out to anyone afraid of saying they love candy corn-

You fall under the Black Jellybean/Black Licorice rule. Every single person who hates candy corn will pretend there's something wrong with you, but we all need one of you in our lives to take the candy corn/black jellybeans/black licorice. We may pretend to mock you, but without you, we either have to eat that garbage ourselves, or feel really guilty throwing it away.

Just remember, mockery over these things comes in the same form as mocking a beloved sibling. You might think we're picking on you, and we are, but we love you.

Same here, but I savor that handful

Keep it up. You'll get there!

A day is all I can make a single handful of candy corn last.

I guess you're right, because I love both of them.

Brussels sprouts are so much more delicious than I was told they would be as a kid. I only tried them the first time in my 30s. Seasoned and baked in the oven. Absolutely delicious.

Candy corn sux

It's a lose-lose situation here.

You would be still be eating candy corn which is best described as the shape, color, texture, and flavor of Shrek's earwax, just without the shape anymore

Beyond that, it would either harden into an impenetrable crust that would flatten your pan cake into a sad pan cracker when you try to get through it, or be extremely thick, sticky napalm that sticks to your gums and makes your whole mouth look and feel like the end of Terminator 2

I don't like candy corn