He's old and desperate
He looks like cancer. Probably because he is a cancer.
He’s got kinda chipmunk teeth and the splotchy makeup just isn’t doing him any favors.
If Americans manage to fuck this up, who will be JD's vice president?
The MyPillow guy seems crazy enough and fit the furniture theme.
And the less-than-subtle appeal to nazis.
A loveseat?
If he's as unhinged as Trump, will he attempt to install himself as the nation's first Sofa King?
I'm sofa king tired of these clowns.
I think they'll Weekend-at-Bernies him.
What makes you think JD would be the new republican candidate?
If Americans manage to fuck this up
As in, putting Trump in office. Trump dies, and we get stuck with the weird couch fucker
Again... if Turnip dies... THEN what makes you think JD would be the new republican candidate?
Reading's not your strong suit, is it?
As in, putting Trump in office. Trump dies, and we get stuck with the weird couch fucker
I think that's an older picture from last month or something. So imagine how he looks now, lol
Lol is that a real unedited image? He looks exactly like he should.
Does he really think a darker spray tan would sway black voters in his favor?
In case anyone thinks it's not real, or it's an artifact of the candid photo, here's a pic from the other day that he posed for. It was posted by the Republican that he's standing with.
He must not have a mirror with the side panels. They must push his face through a hole in a bib and then blast it with a spray can. It's ridiculous.
That being said, that's not the reason to hate him, there are many other valid reasons for that
Someone should tell him minstrel shows are in poor taste.
I kid, he doesn't care.
No, and this is true - he does that to himself. Every day. He doesn’t let anyone else do it.
Seriously, he’s a demented sociopathic rapist, what did we expect?
That's Cornyn. If Ted Cruz is Wormtounge, then Cornyn is Saruman.
Narrator: he wasn't.
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