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[-] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 40 points 3 days ago

Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 days ago

I would have thought that virginia had more milfs, tbh.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You're mistaken. Virginia has a lot more milfs, OP is just 3 milfs away. As in, they need to exit after seeing 3 milfs, which will take approximately 4 minutes on the current road.

In a more densely populated area, like the suburbs, that number goes way up, especially if you're near a soccer field.

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

It's in the name though, not a lot of MILFs, but I expect more virgins than average.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 27 points 3 days ago

Virginia

Milfs

Something doesn't add up, chief

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 days ago

Notice that there are only 3.

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

We shall name it of course after our beloved queen.

Yes, of course. Sorry.

Let it pass and hail to this glorious land, Virginia!

Er...What? Who's Virginia?

The Queen of England, you dog!

Oh, right. Except...I don't know how to put this. She's not called Virginia, but Elizabeth.

I'm well aware of that, but she is, I trust you will agree, a virgin.

Er... Yeah, as far as I know. I mean, I'm sure she is.

But do we want to name a country after that fact?

Source

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 days ago

I'll only need 3 minutes.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's gonna take me a whole lot longer than four minutes, I can tell you.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 15 points 3 days ago

Eh, I'll just wait until I get to Milf Island.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

What he meant was that “Milf Island” is actually a peninsula!

[-] Oisteink@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

In 4 minutes? No wonder they are up in arms over abortion restrictions! They can literally become pregnant without noticing

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

That's like 1 minute 20 seconds per milf. Amazing refractory period.

Who said you had to finish with each one? I'd just disappoint three at the same time. Any more than that is a bit difficult, since I only have so many body parts to go around.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago

David, that's the fourth milf. We're definitely going the wrong way!

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's actually advertisement for a theater. It's "Virginia 3: Milfs" starting in 4 minutes.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

No, no. I’m looking for BWILA’s

Noble Knight: Fine, you continue to drive and see a sign that says 2 BWILA’s 15 miles.

Scoofa! I roll for mileage. 19, do I make the exit?

Noble Knight: sigh, yes.

That's more than 3 cars. They will have to take turns, or share.

[-] interurbain1er@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

3 in 4 minutes. That's a throughput of 45 drivers per hour.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Sure but what’s that, in, y’know, metric?

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

0.0125 drivers per second.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[-] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

12.5 millidrivers.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

It's per car

this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2024
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