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Organic hair tie rule. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to c/196
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[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago
[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 110 points 5 days ago

It would have cost you nothing to just not post this

[-] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 96 points 5 days ago

I was a lot happier when I thought that was a rubber band

[-] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 38 points 5 days ago

But to be honest, it was a magical moment to follow the "rubber band" and realize what exactly it is. And by that I mean the eldritch horror summoning ritual kind of magic.

[-] kittenzrulz123 74 points 5 days ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start screaming. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people screaming together in fear and agony at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 36 points 5 days ago

Wait no one started masturbating? How odd

[-] kittenzrulz123 20 points 5 days ago

Everyone is too horrified to be horny

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I was there, there was a young horny couple that couldn't take their hands or lips off each other prior to OP's screams. After they saw that, they started fighting instead. Like a bare knuckle brawl, not an argument.

[-] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 32 points 5 days ago

pass the unsee juice please

[-] hungryphrog 18 points 5 days ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

How do I delete something from the Internet?

[-] FGoo@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 days ago

When it said organic I thought it was a hair band made out of meat and I was like ugh. Then I realized what it actually was. I wish it was meat.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

What do you mean? We're made out of meat.

(I'm sorry there's apparently no https version of that site.)

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Politely delete this please

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 29 points 5 days ago

Yup that's enough Lemmy for today

[-] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 7 points 5 days ago

For the whole week

[-] hungryphrog 3 points 5 days ago

I can say the same, and I just got on here. OP you have ruined my day and perhaps my entire life.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 5 days ago
[-] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 days ago

Do your ears hang low? Do they dangle to and fro...

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 25 points 5 days ago

I want to cry now.

[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 19 points 5 days ago

You can tie them in a knot or you can tie them in a bow

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

You can throw them on your shoulder like a continental soldier

[-] janet_catcus 2 points 5 days ago

in the front or the back but not yet on both.

[-] Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago
[-] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 18 points 5 days ago

i hate it i hate it i hate it

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Dear god why

[-] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah seriously This is Not Safe For Work because my boss just walked by and saw this over my shoulder and now I'm fired.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Ima vom real quick

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago
[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 days ago

Welp, time to go outside for the day. Gross!

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 days ago

Not vegan though, because a human was harmed for the creation of that ponytail.

[-] Escew@lemm.ee 25 points 5 days ago
[-] desktop_user 12 points 5 days ago

I thought consent was the more important factors, hence breast milk being vegan?

[-] Aurora_TheFirstLight 4 points 5 days ago

I'm becoming a pure vegan and asking my girlfriend for help! Thanks for this information

[-] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

the vegan society definition makes no mention of consent. only exploitation.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

A vehement, unnecessarily aggressive down-toot for you sir. But only because I did not enjoy this lol

[-] janet_catcus 4 points 5 days ago

the visuals and concept are both disgusting, but reading this made me laugh like nothing for a long time, thanks peeps, this was lovely

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