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[-] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 113 points 6 days ago

To be pedantic, that's still covered under E

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago

I don’t know of a single engineer who has never built a trebuchet.

I’m not even a “proper” engineer and I have like, five desktop trebs, 2 ballistae and some other odds and ends (3d printed, of course,)

It’s like, a right of passage or something.

[-] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 22 points 6 days ago

I have a scar over my eye from a trebuchet I built in high school, then I went to college for engineering, so that checks out

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

yeah. Gotta be careful with them.

even the desktop variety has a lot of energy in the system.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Probably better than the scar my cousin has on his thigh from an ad hoc fulcrum catapult.

[-] dave@feddit.uk 10 points 6 days ago

I’m a software engineer and I built a trebuchet during lockdown to launch Easter eggs at the neighbours’ gardens since we weren’t allowed to go see them.

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[-] Kryptonidas@lemmy.wtf 8 points 6 days ago

I’m a software engineer, but now I feel like I need to build a trebuchet.

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 6 days ago

I'm a machinist, which is kind of engineer adjacent. We make cannons.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

Cannons are just trebuchets with extra oomph

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Cannons are fun too.

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

In CNC as well, can confirm, cannons are made

[-] Deebster@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

btw, it's a rite of passage.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Mother, 33, stops being a scientist to do science.

[-] evranch@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

~~science~~ engineering

Siege engineering to be precise

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 6 days ago

And M. A lot of M actually. And S. Also T. Put some A in it to make it not threatening.

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[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 70 points 6 days ago

Anyone else find it weird how articles often tend to add the parental status of the subject in the title?

[-] Hagdos@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago

Only if it's about a mother though.

[-] cmhe@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I guess being a mother is considered an important life achievement, while being a father is not.

[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

You do get to be a father in news articles. Mainly when they talk about you being deceased though.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

I think it's more that, for some, becoming a parent is their only life accomplishment, so "reader engagement" is literally, "hey, overlap these two circles, or the middle won't buy our crap."

[-] mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 6 days ago

I guess it's bait for people who like to judge. The idea could be: it's not responsible to quit science for this and being a mother makes irresponsible choices even worse. That's not my point of view, but I know people whose life seems to be so empty that they feel a constant need to look down on others and the "mother" information gives them at least 5 more minutes of talking shit about how this is a terrible decision.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

I see it the other way around. Older people eat up clickbait news, and older people tend to be parents, so identifying the woman as a mother makes them go “she’s someone like me” while identifying her as a scientist is less likely to resonate. It helps some people imagine themselves in her shoes.

[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's been this way since the inception of the news paper. To sell papers they needed to get people invested in the subjects of the paper. That included giving information about the subject of the articles that other people might relate to. If you're a mother you're more likely to be inspired by a mom of 3 who went for a degree in science and ended up becoming a "Trebuchet Master".

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 44 points 6 days ago

Since they specified female, there is presumably also at least one male trebuchet master as well, meaning that the UK considers trebuchets important enough to have multiple trebuchet Masters.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 days ago

The new alternative to Trident. It's cheaper to have trebuchets posted around the coastline than nukes scooting around on submarines and offers about the same amount of protection from the country being nuked.

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[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It’s the cheapest means of getting fresh beef from point A to point B. I am surprised burgericanos haven’t discovered it yet

[-] HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

There’s a restaurant on the outskirts of bangkok that launches a whole rotisserie chicken from a slingshot over the guests tables and impales on a spike on the helmet of a guy on a unicycle next to your table

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Now hear me out...Railguns

[-] localhost443@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago

They said cheapest, not fastest. Ain't no UK business got railgun delivery money...

[-] neonred@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago

Being "trebuchet master" without "Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics"... doubt

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Sounds like multidisciplinary peak perfocmance to me.

[-] Moah 17 points 5 days ago

Interesting that "Mother, 33" doesn't have a name

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 7 points 5 days ago

Have you never read a newspaper before?

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

wait they did not ask for 10 years experience in the field?

[-] hexabs@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

100 hours of aoe2 and we've got a deal

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

Oh, I got that! Do you think the Brits will accept a foreigner from a place that wasn't one of their colonies?

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Best I can do is 80 hours of Besiege, take it or leave it

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago

As a retired toolmaker, I see your trebuchet and raise you the artillery piece I made for myself - a small Coehorn mortar of about 50mm/2" bore.

I've known 2 toolmakers that have built their own full scale full functional Gatling guns from scratch also.

[-] Deebster@programming.dev 13 points 6 days ago
[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago

Scientist in the UK wear surgical caps and carry stethoscopes? I guess doctors are a subcategory of scientists.

[-] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Probably makes more money as a trebuchet operator too

[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Behold the return of the Mighty Trebuchet Memes!

[-] NostraDavid@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

If not STEM, then HEAL? (Health, Education And Learning)

(Trebuchet) swinger in your area

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