As Hurricane Milton prepares to circumcise the United States, please remember your job isn't worth it. If your area is under an evacuation order, please evacuate, even if your shitty job is telling you to stay and show up for work. Please stay safe.
How the fuck is it not extremely illegal to tell (or even force) someone to work when there is an official evacuation order?
Because
Freedumb more like it lmaobang
FREEDOM©®™
At will employment. Even if it is illegal they could fire you the next day with no repercussions as long as they don't say, "I'm firing you for (ABC illegal reason)". You'd be surprised how often employers fuck that up and get sued successfully.
One of the first lessons I learned is it's better to take the half day then wait for management to let you go.
Office will keep you there until the roads close before letting you go home. But then how do you go home?
When I lived in South GA, and we were expecting snow for the first time in 5 years, I begged bosses to let us go before it got there. I lived less than 10 minutes from work and used to live in Michigan...but we know what to expect. They said things will be fine.
Accidents galore
I don't think cutting right through the middle counts as circumcision.
Milton’s on shrooms and has an axe
Dammit, Milton! I'm calling the FDA!
The U.S. is getting gender reassignment surgery.
Look Florida is obviously an injured limb that's festering. It needs to be amputated and Milton signed up for the job. We tried to offer it to Helene but she decided to take a mountain vacation during this sprint.
You say circumcision, I say castration, ehhhh potayto potahto
BOBBIT Chopping motion with hand
Should've been hurricane Lorena after Ms Bobbitt
More like a c-section
Cursed avocado
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