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[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 146 points 1 month ago

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

And employers love keeping you in that state

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

“Why are my employees not respecting me? Why are they unproductive?”

“Maybe treat them with a modicum of respect?”

“Must be something in the water.”

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

"No, no it's everyone else who's the problem, not me!"

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 109 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't wait for a layoff, start organizing a union for that juicy 'represented' employment status (as opposed to at-will). Unions can't stop layoffs, but they can minimize the impact, negotiate a higher severance, and provide advanced notice. I highly recommend the good folks at CODE-CWA, they specialize in organizing tech workers

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 60 points 1 month ago

My dad has been a server engineer for a single company for my entire life and he lived like this up until quite recently. His fear oscillates in magnitude with the success of the industry the company is a part of course so it isn't always severe but I remember every few years as a kid I'd hear him and my mother murmering about lay offs. These days he just jokes about it being an early retirement

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago

thank you for your input, sharkfucker420

[-] Iapar@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago

Sharkfucker420 just knows what's up.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

rimjobsteve?

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[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

My company has a 6 month probation period. It also has a 6 month password expiry. Because of all the SSO nonsense, it's quite possible for it to lapse without warning.

It's now a running joke that get locked out on the last day of probation, and you're expecting a call from HR any minute.

You might want to let your IT department that 6 months is a really long time

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 92 points 1 month ago

Current IT best practice is that passwords should never expire on a set schedule, but they should expire if there is evidence they've been breached.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago

Legit, my old job required a 90-day change, and I once logged into a system I could do monetary damage on with ease, because I took a guess at my manager's password based on how long it had been since he told it to me during an emergency.

He did what every single person I spoke to did. "password 01" changed to "password 02" and I just tried twice, and sure enough he had changed it three times since he had told me.

While I wouldn't be ruining the company as a whole, I could have easily fucked over the individual location because scheduled password changes just ensure people use predictable passwords.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

The current thinking as I understand it is expiry policies make most types of accounts less secure because users just cycle through the same predictable pattern of adding increasing numbers of exclamation points or incrementing the last digit at each required password change, and if you require new passwords to be too substantially dissimilar from x number of previous ones then users can't remember them at all. Policies that make people use minimally complex passwords because they have too many to remember and don't understand how password managers work inevitably increase password reuse between services and devices which does the opposite of improving security. Especially with MFA enforced, which I've been known to do as aggressively as I can get away with, there's just no sense in requiring regular password resets -- as long as the password remains complex, unique, and uncompromised. I'm not a network security expert but I am responsible for managing these sorts of things in my role and that's the rationale I use for the group policies in a typical customer's environment.

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[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago

I got canned from my last job and thr way I found out was my work Gmail was locked out, fuckin class acts them.

Getting fired from my current gig would be a relief tbh.

[-] tee9000@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Im at a perfect equilibrium of indifference for being laid off. Some jobs suck.

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[-] essteeyou@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

I haven't been laid off since April. I haven't had a job since then though, so that's not exactly ideal.

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Upside: not fired.

Downside: have to do work.

Upside: make money

Downside: not enough money

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The frogurt is also cursed

[-] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

Do ya miss me anymore?

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[-] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

Just hit 5 months with no work. It's been tough

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just hit 5 months with 3 works. It's been tough.

Edit: not trying to mock your suffering comrade. The point was that no matter what happens while we live a capitalist way of life, the working class will suffer.

[-] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I went one year and six months. It was bad. I'm wishing you the best.

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Out of interest, what do you do and where are you based? It's a shitty place to work, but if you're near an Amazon office and you do Amazony things I'm happy to send a reference your way.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

I work in IT. We get notified when people leave.

The cruelest thing in my company is when we get to know before the person in question…

[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 16 points 1 month ago

While WFH is amazing, your colleagues just going poof and never knowing what happened to them is a big downside.

[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The randomly fired 2 people on my team one morning. I think we're doing the evil shit Amazon does with stack ranking. It's so toxic. Fuck this place, you only get the bare minimum now. Anyone know of any software engineering unions?

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I think someone mentioned CWA (Communication Workers of America) in another thread? Assuming you're American which on Lemmy is statistically likely.

[-] absentbird@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anyone else see the back of the chair as the person's hair in the first two panels?

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, it wasn't until the third panel did I notice the arms of the chair and suddenly the person was bald

[-] Cargon@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

Could still be hair!

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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

You just captured the daily life of a UK academic after the catastrophically low recruitment numbers this year.

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[-] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I know the feeling. A few months ago I randomly got a video call from my boss. Both he and the owner of the company were in the line. They let me know that they unfortunately had to let go of almost everyone on the dev team. Some funding had fell through (gotta love startups). Fortunately, I got to keep my job that day, but I can't shake the feeling that another layoff is right around the corner.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Don't let that fear cow you into accepting marginal raises or career stagnation (assuming you're not happy at your current level). Severance (outside the US) is usually generous enough to skate into your next opportunity and, tbh, working in constant fear is fucking awful for your mental health.

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[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At my last job, every time they added or removed someone’s key card access, the system would reboot and everyone would be locked out for like two minutes.

We also had two floors that were connected by a fire stairwell, so you needed a card to re-enter the next floor.

At least twice my card stopped working in the middle of the word day while I was standing in the stairwell and I assumed that they just fired me and assumed I’d see my own way out.

Survived three layoffs at that company.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I don't even notice when it hurts anymore.

Anymore.

Anymore.

Anymore.

[-] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Anderenortsfalsch@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why this expression? This guy just needs to spent a year homeless on the beach or so, if being fired: https://www.businessinsider.com/chris-deering-playstation-sony-laid-off-staff-beach-uber-2024-9 It definitely isn't greed on side of the CEO who earnes millions for nothing while so many get fired, right? RIGHT?

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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Perhaps the head of the corporation that abuses you should be the one that lives in fear.

[-] JATtho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I do this exact same expression when I'm forced to gain knowledge of something potentially personally catastrophic...

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Me, turning on my PC every day after my main PC was bricked while rebooting for a Win10 update...

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 1 month ago

ouch. this hits to close.

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