Ackshully, Clojure is Esperanto, and I will not be taking questions at this time.
Heeeey!!
^^^(snifs ^^^armprit)
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Fuck....
There's nothing left from Russia anymore.
the thing with russian is that it's not spoken only by russians. Russian-speaking part of the internet is quite large actually.
Surprised nobody has complained so far about the Rust comparison. I guess any objection would appear to prove the point, or at least reinforce the "evangelist" stereotype.
I think you answered your own question :)
To be pedantic, I didn't ask a question, I just said I was surprised! I am still surprised.
This is great.
If I could make one change, there's so many funnier languages that could have been Esperanto. I would have taken a shameless jab at F#, myself.
RustyRooster: C is the root of all modern languages
FORTRAN: Am I a joke to you?
No grandpa fortran, everybody loves you. Now let's get you back inside with cobol.
Literally all of these languages are rooted in English.
C: printf()
C++: cout
JavaScript: document.write() or window.print()
Java: system.out.println()
Python: print()
Rust: print()
Exactly zero of those reference a language other than English. I'm not even a linguist and this is just silly. It's literally part of why English is becoming the dominant world language, because if you learn computer programming you basically have to learn English.
Whoosh!
Have an sympathy upvote.
This is the programming humor community. Emphasis on the humor part.
I write several flavours of BASIC fluently, Fortran and Pascal passably, three forms of assembler well enough to get by, and I've worked in COBOL.
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