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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 104 points 1 month ago

Meme makes fun of people who argue about thing.

OP immediately engages in argument.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 111 points 1 month ago

So you argue on the internet about comics instead of working? Are you bragging? I am jealous.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I like to imagine that this is Picard Maneuver's job, they deserve to be paid for all the content they bring to Lemmy

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Do you guys not know that that is exactly what a Picard maneuver is? Seemingly being in two positions at once?

The Picard Maneuver was born out of desperation during the battle. The Stargazer, which was damaged, suddenly accelerated into high warp directly towards the Ferengi ship. By doing so the Stargazer appeared to ship's sensors, for an instant, to be in two places at once.

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[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago

They're playing both sides so they always come out on top.

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 76 points 1 month ago

I miss this version of Donald Duck, his anger kinda made sense, he was tired, overworked and everyone around him were idiots, something I can deeply relate to.

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

The inspiration for Squidward?

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[-] Stern@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The hammer is effectively immovable by sentient beings. IIRC, if Thor left it on a elevator it'd still go up and down, unless it was a magic talking one. Edit: Note sentient and living. Vision could lift it in the movie. He's not alive so no powers though.

Magneto can move the hammer with his omega level mutant magnetism powers. He isn't worthy though, so no Thor powers. Hulk has also moved it, with raw strength. He similarly wasn't worthy.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Since vision is clearly sentient, couldn't one argue that his sort of absolute sense of morality just made him worthy?

Might not be a biological life form, but defining life is hard and he clearly is sentient.

Like imagine Commander Data. I think he could be worthy to lift the hammer, if it's about the lifter being "good". And TNG had a lot of arguing if he's alive or no.

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

We know from the movies that Stan Lee driving a truck couldn't budge it, nor could Stark's Iron Man glove when he was wearing it. To me that signals that inanimate objects being wielded by others can't move it. However it was also on the floor of the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier at one point so that could be indicative that intent is important too. Hence I'd posit that Thor could leave it on a truck without the owner knowing, and it could be driven around, or leave it on a elevator and the guy calling the elevator from the ground floor isn't going to end out staring at wreckage.

Vision isn't being wielded by others. One can also argue that the absence of darkness in Vision made him worthy, however, he didn't get powers, so I feel like that rules that theory out. I think the hammer seeing Vision as both not alive along with not acting upon it as a vessel of something/someone else attempting to move it is the more logical take. Basically Vision is the aforementioned elevator in this scenario. Ground Floor, Hammers.

Or the writers could be implying something in the hammer handover scene, and poorly writing elsewhere. Take your pick really.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I think the easiest thing "plot-wise" is to endow the magical object itself with a sort of sentience. Like not as much as the Sorting Hat in HP, but to the tune of that.

I strongly feel Vision definitely is sentient, as anyone who's seen TNG would know the arguments made for Data, and they very much apply here. If we assume the first, and there is something in the hammer that judges people, then yeah, it's hard to explain how some can move the hammer a bit, but not gain the power, despite the wording of the spell. Cap almost moves the hammer, even making tor raise an eyebrow slightly. So perhaps there's "degrees of worthiness". And Vision is pretty high up there, but not "have all the power" high. Or perhaps the power just didn't manifest at all because Vision didn't even try to "tap into" it. Who knows, comics can explain it however they feel like.

But I would not agree that Vision is "an elevator".

"Prove to the court I am sentient." - Captain Picard (from "ST:TNG The Measure of a Man")

These are fun to talk about but yeah, it does boil down to "take your pick." Still, doesn't mean we can't have fun theorising.

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

He similarly wasn’t worthy.

Or was he?

[-] spamfajitas@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It would help explain Thor-Hulk vs Hulk-Thor:

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[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Yes, but it would be an effort that does not come down to any strength, machinery, physics or logic, because in his universe the Narrative Force is infintitely stronger than any natural laws.

And the hammer is ruled by a strong narrative: Thor's storyline.

So he would have to create a compellig narrative where he moves the hammer in a way that makes an interesting Thor story.

He can't just move it with a planet-size magnet powered by the sun itself, but he could move it with a planet-size magnet powered by the sun itself if it could be explained in a cool way and gives Thor a great struggle to overcome, causes tension to test his relationship to Odin, or moves his character arc.

[-] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 23 points 1 month ago

Wife: "I bet he's thinking about other women."

Husband: "Marvel 'nerds' are now just normies."

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

What's the mythical-scientific reason for Thors hammer being immovable? Very high mass/density or protected by some invisible godlike force?

[-] kazren@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

In the movies, it's a worthiness/ pure heart thing. In the comics it's just really heavy. I guess the question is, is magic space metal ferrous enough to be magnetic?

[-] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago

I think Magneto can control nonferrous metals, too.

[-] Brown5500@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

It has always bothered me that he used super strength magnetic fields to manipulate non-magnetic metals. yes, that is the thing in the xmen universe that breaks reality for me, everything else is fine

[-] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

That is realistic though, he just needs to move the magnetic field to induce a current in them. He should be able to affect any conductor.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Does this mean he might also have limited water powers in regions where the ratio of metallic solids in the water is above a certain threshold? Kinda like the "metal in your blood" scene in that one X-Men movie.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

I think that's exactly what it means. Avoid entering caves with Magneto. There's a lot of minerals dissolved in those drip drops

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[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

Pretty much both.

Stormbreaker is completely different metal with no such restrictions placed on it, so anyone can pick it up.

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

After captain america picked up Mjølner, he then turned water into wine and came back to life three days after dying.

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

Captain America and Mjølner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Baby looked at you?

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[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Protected by a literal god but I have no idea why it wasn’t movable after oden died.

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 16 points 1 month ago

Enchantments are a one-off thingy. They don't require the enchanter to stay alive.
Otherwise, buying an enchanted sword from someone would mean, you would have to depend upon that person not getting killed by some random robber, when you are in the middle of battling the dungeon boss.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

New DnD Idea just dropped.

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 11 points 1 month ago

No you don't... Don't apply enchanter DRM!!

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Your enchanted sword refuses to turn on without the bladesmith's proprietary Dongle of Unlocking

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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

According to the comics, Thor’s hammer only weighs 42.3 lbs. (19.1 kg). Odin’s enchantment prevents anyone who is not worthy from lifting it. It’s a question of Magneto’s purity of heart, not strength of power.

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Edit: I think I found a good answer below. Even if natural forces could lift Mjølnir, the enchantment would not be in effect - getting beaned by a 40-something pound chunk of metal would still hurt, but it wouldn't hit as hard as it does when Thor uses it.

~~Ah, but Magneto's not the one lifting the hammer - he's directing magnetic fields that are doing the lifting!~~

~~So, could the wind pick up Thor's hammer, if it were strong enough? How about changes in gravity - is Mjølnir as hard to pick up on the moon as at the surface of the Arctic ocean (Earth's highest-gravity location, I couldn't find coordinates)?~~

~~If so, then I ask: is the magic of the hammer smart enough to know the difference between a primal force and a primal force that's doing someone a favour?~~

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, it's magic vs science. The enchantment makes it unliftable by purity of heart. If I remember right, technically Ultron and Vision could lift it.

Edit: found the comics did answer it - yes he can manipulate it using E&M fields but he wouldn't get any of the power from it.

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's Sunday morning. Plenty of time to debate this important matter.

EDIT: The answer is yes.

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

He doesn't physically pick up the hammer in the comics. He uses his magnetic abilities to get around the weight and worthiness issue.

Fucking cheater.

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

All physical touch is essentially electromagnetism

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[-] sunshine@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

Magneto would be able to lift the hammer, not because his powers give him control over magnetism, but because he is worthy to!

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

could not be me in the second frame

[-] superkret@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

Magneto is a mutant who can manipulate magnetic fields.
Thor is a god.

If Magneto could move Thor's hammer, anyone with a magnet could.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 8 points 1 month ago

anyone with a magnet or forklift or such can move the hammer.

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[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Keep a notepad besides your bed and wrote it down

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Iirc he could but he couldn't wield the power of Thor

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That actually gets around my questions above nicely. Moving Mjølnir ≠ using Mjølnir. If the hammer can be moved by natural forces, it's just a chunk of metal - it won't have the devastating impact it does when Thor throws it.

And I guess if Thor woke up and called the hammer back, it'd go regardless of natural forces acting on it.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 1 month ago

Im pretty sure there have been times thors hammer has not come because something was holding it back. I don't think the call overrides physical effects on it but it has to be able to overcome its relative power.

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

How do we know Thor's hammer is made out of metal?

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Uru is a metal ore from the first moon in existence, and has existed since the beginning of the universe, being said to be rubble from the rock of creation and the strongest substance in all the realms. It is purportedly unique to Nidavellir, one of the Ten Worlds. It resembles stone, but it also appears to have metallic properties.

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Uru

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