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Anon is irresistible (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

The only winning move is not to play

[-] Liome@pawb.social 19 points 4 months ago

"You loose 100% of the shots you don't take"
Checkmate.

[-] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I think "miss" instead of "loose" works better here, but yeah.

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 3 points 4 months ago

Hell, even just the correct spelling of "Lose" would work better than "loose"

[-] beliquititious 16 points 4 months ago

If you're specific and pedantic enough you can be the best at anything

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[-] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Guinness Book of World Records would like to know your location

[-] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.

It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.

[-] lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

this sounds shamefully familiar to me

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