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submitted 2 years ago by Alaskaball@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net

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[-] cynesthesia@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

White people, unique among all ethnicities for liking new cars

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

At one of my previous jobs, there was a place to eat next to where we worked - literally right next to it. One of my coworkers would, even in fair weather, not take the 2-minute walk from our work to there. Instead he would go to our work parking lot, get in his car, pull out, drive 5 seconds to the restaurant, pull into the restaurant parking lot, get out of his car.

Main.

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Same type of situation at one of my last work places. Takeout place next door, in the same parking lot. Plenty of people would pay the delivery fee, for the driver to hop in their car and drive maybe 100 yards. We got meal breaks too, it's not like you couldn't leave. I just don't understand.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

“Walking”? Is that, like, some kind of disease?

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's hard to top the very divorced grillman that lives in the McMansion just up the road from me on the outskirts of town and his hobby of rolling a golf cart around the neighborhood with a massive sound system taking up the entire back of the golf cart. The main purpose of it is rolling up and down the street blasting dadrock out of it while nodding his thumb-like head and sipping Bud Lite for a few hours a day.

Oh yeah and he also does that while trying to find lawn conformity violations to report to the city, because he's commissioned himself as everyone's HOA enforcer, whether they're in a HOA or not. grill-broke

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

I support being a public nuisance, but I cannot stand for snitching. Violation of the precepts of the chill lifestyle. Woodchipper.

[-] EmotionalSupportLancet@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Golf carts can get a dui. I’m normally against calling the cops on people, but a divorced boomer getting a dui while being a menace to his neighbors would so incredibly on brand. He would become the living embodiment of the meme.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

I've tried. Problem is the cops on the block love the guy.

I'm not kidding. During the 4th of July the cops are also blasting dadrock out of their patrol cars while sort of roaming with him. joker-amerikkklap

[-] EmotionalSupportLancet@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Of course he has a fucking convoy. That sucks.

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Does he still drink the woke beer

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Good question. If I get close enough I'll check if he switched brands.

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Cut his breaks

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[-] Othello@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

my white family members sing a racist version of brown eyed girl. loved it as a kid, and im pretty sure they took out the stuff about black people. I would make them sing it in a bar for my birthdays from like 4-8. it was pretty bad.

[-] Indifference_Engine@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I used to live in a ridiculously bougie city and the first time I really grasped that was when I went to the store and there was a pair of guys out front collecting signatures for a ballot measure to both reduce property taxes and keep a golf course open.

[-] jack@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Are chips and cars white people interests now? Weird post.

[-] honeynut@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

one or the other is probably fine, but both at the same time? That's mayo decadence.

[-] MrSnowy@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

Exclusively.

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[-] Ossay@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

disappointed nobody said "Hexbear"

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

REDDITORS: The Myth of The White Posteriat

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was once at one of those salad bars where the worker preps the salad for you (think subway but with salads). The older white lady in front of me asked the worker "is the mayonnaise spicy?"

Quite endearing in a way. Maybe she had a run in with Wasabi mayo in the past.

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Bloke in my street covered his 1m X 1m front garden with an artificial lawn and then spent hours cutting each blade of fake grass to a uniform height. Like, on his knees with a scissors and a rule.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

My mom, rest her soul, literally did the meme of finding mayo too spicy. I use to try and get her to eat shit and she'd be like "oof this salt burns!"

[-] Facky@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

There is a condition where taste can become hypersensitive.

[-] mustardman@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

It's called being white lmao

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

ok but if you bought a WRX wouldn't you stare at it all day?

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Is it not? Have I forgotten my cars? It's been so long since I've actually been in one or paid any attention to them other than tourists trying to get around in town and failing.

[-] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Nah you're right, pretty sure it's a wrx. The lines look similar to an r32 skyline, but this car is a sedan, like all WRXs.

I stare at cool cars. They're cool

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

White spotted hexbear-shining

[-] prismaTK@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

a sedan, like all WRXs

gulag

All the WRXs worth owning were hatchbacks, you godless heathen

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[-] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

In my hometown every new chain restaurant is packed for the first couple months but new creative restaurants struggle to get off the ground. Popeyes Chicken was causing traffic backups. The soul food fusion restaurant is finally being recognized as a good spot after like 5 years of being open.

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[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Social media posts of "baby announcements" complete with several staged photographs, but it's for a puppy or kitten

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

And they say white people don't have culture

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

But consider this: they're jus lil babys

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago
[-] ComradeCmdrPiggy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[-] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bruh, my wife and I just dedicated an entire 3 day weekend to buying a new car. I feel a kinship with this man, in my bones.

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

AYYYY Macarena

[-] PandaBearGreen@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I had a friend who showed me his collection of mini assault rifles. like toys. like expensive toys.

[-] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

Is there a /c for hydrohonkies?

[-] a_talking_is2@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I actually do thing in OP, but with trains.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The lemmyverse. Including me.

We're all still cool though, right?

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
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[-] Cascadia_@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I got a second degree sunburn once

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