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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Egads! My twice-cooked pork is ruined!

But what if... I were to purchase takeout and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho, 西摩，真是太邪恶了！

[-] Sleazy_Albanese@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

dont threaten me with a good time

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

"oh no! I only have 3 days to clean the house, get a meal plan, and learn Chinese!"

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I also have your family in hostage

lol that just went from 1 to 100

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Anagram for Mei Ling from MGS?

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

or else Xi Jinping will pay you a personal visit.

Not much of a disincentive tbh

[-] jack@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah Xi, you wanna hang with me and my family? Let's do it.

[-] PandaBearGreen@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah BBQ time!!

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago

xi-plz

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago

"I just executed my landlord. Requesting exfiltration, grid 42069."

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