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[-] veeesix@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 year ago

I hope that it’s revealed the trailer was a realistic texture pack gag and that the rest of the movie is in Mizuno’s 16 Craft.

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

I saw that trailer and hoped they were trolling. Because both my kids said they love Minecraft but that trailer is garbage.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

It literally looks like a College Humor sketch right down to Jason Momoa's ridiculous outfit and the fact Jack Black didn’t even change his hair and beard for this.

[-] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the tip, that's a good texturepack (:

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I haven't seen it, but is it possible that we as grown ups are looking at a kids movie meant for kids without considering that it's meant for kids?

Again, haven't seen it, but it's just a thought.

Edit: okay, I've seen it, and I definitely think it suffers from being live action. Can't know much about the actual story from the teaser, but it definitely took an "interesting" stylistic approach.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

I saw the trailer and thought it might be a sort of weird, silly movie.

My kids saw the trailer and were immediately incensed that someone would do this to Minecraft.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

One of my kids was interested and the other was completely horrified. They’re not doing a great job at targeting their audience.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Damn. Okay maybe I was wrong. I'll have to look at it.

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Making a Minecraft movie only for kids because you can't be arsed to produce something actually worthwhile must be one of the greatest missed opportunities in movie adaption history.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Not everyone can be Illumination with the Super Mario Movie I guess.

I never thought I would say or think those words. I think I need a shower.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

The production companies on this one have made good movies in the past though

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I've still only seen the sheep screenshots, it does kinda give me OG sonic movie treatment

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe they're going that Jack Black will make it awesome. He nailed Bowser.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Jack Black is one of those actors that can make even the worst script at least moderately entertaining. I guess we'll have to see.

[-] breakingcups@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

He's on a bit of thin ice though, lately.

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[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I dunno the borderlands movie could have been based on the first game and leaned heavily into the setting for a kind of gritty sci-fi alternative to mad max that really shows the underlying horror of the borderlands setting. Instead we got... whatever the thing we got is.

[-] zewm@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

It has the same vibe as the borderlands trailer/movie.

It’s not that it’s for kids so much so that the quality is just shit.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

All I've seen so far is the one pink sheep screenshot, and it definitely gives me OG sonic movie vibes.

What sucks is that it looks really detailed, so it was probably really expensive and time intensive to animate, but the art style just seems strange.

[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Just saw the trailer, the enviromental art/design looks great to me.

It's just really shitty compositing? Of the live action stuff over the cgi that makes it look so bad visually.

This is probably the most favorable thing I can say about the trailer.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

The lego movies are meant for kids and they are absolutely fucking amazing. This is... Something else.

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[-] LucidNightmare@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

I think that would be true, sure. The biggest issue I've seen, and after reading some of your comments about the SMB movie, they could've knocked it out of the park by:

1: Taking the IP, and it's respective audience, seriously and making sure it is faithful enough.

2: Keeping it FULLY 3D animated.

The fact they felt the need to pay these people for their faces, and (debatable) talent, they could've made the entire movie in animation and THAT would have definitely kept the respective audience more interested.

I've been saying it since the '10s, but not everything needs "real" actors and live action acting. Voice actors with quality animation can do just as good, if not better, for these types of movies. It's just that it's a cash grab, and the fact that culture seems to be dead, that we can sit here and objectively shit on it as adults.

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[-] hungryphrog 12 points 1 year ago

Maybe? But in my opinion, judging from the trailer, this just feels like a cash grab made with horrible CGI.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tbf even crappy looking CGI can cost a shitload to produce. Ant Man and the Wasp: Quantamania had a budget of about $325 million before tax credits, the most expensive non Avengers movie Marvel Studios ever released (at least at the time idk about now)

Disney's Wish cost about $175-$200 million to produce, which is about average for an animated Disney film, but one of its biggest criticisms on release was how cheap it looked.

I don't wanna defend studios making shitty decisions, I'm just saying, similar to the current state of the videogame market, there's real people with real passion for their craft working on these movies, and it's unfortunate that decisions which they likely have no say in force them to something which reflects poorly on them.

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[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 12 points 1 year ago

If you feel you've outgrown MC, check out Vintage Story. It's sort of TerraFirmaCraft, or its TerraFirmaPunk modpack, but as a standalone game with its own ideas and mods (excluding the insane metal tier grind).

And no, it's not made my the TFC devs, since that rumor keeps on popping up. It's made by the devs of Vintage Craft, which quickly saw the limitations of MC and moved to work on their own engine. But it takes a lot of inspiration from TFC and many mechanics will seem familiar.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I don't feel I've out grown it, in fact I was just trying a new mod pack last weekend, and honestly I don't think that's possible. I'm just saying the primary audience (and the most influencial audience ofc.) is definitely children.

I will look into Vintage Story though, it sounds interesting!

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago

Not that MC was meant to be an adult game, but I'd say it adhered more to a general audience in the past. At some point, likely after the MS takeover, this changed. I personally got really turned off when they started the whole chibi look thingy (during their presentations, or the fat bees...), which really opened my eyes to the direction the game was going - very much a complete opposite to what I hoped & wanted. Mods & modpacks became mandatory, rather than a nice bonus, but most great mods & modders already left long before I did and many major versions mod packs were a shadow of the great days. I think aside from a few good things (like the new & long overdue terrain gen), most updates and their content are not great, or even add things I very much dislike.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah I can understand that. There was definitely a noticable shift in direction after the buyout, for better or for worse. The game 100% feels much more corporate than it used to. Its definitely not the same small scale indie game that became famous 10-15 years ago

Fucking hell, 15 years. Feels like just yesterday they released the 10 year map. Worse is that it feels like the 20 year milestone is forever away, when in reality it's just around the corner.

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[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

It's for kids so we can just feed them garbage.

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[-] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I don't get it, people literally have that first Steve at home lol

[-] Lookorex@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah, and some people don't, they have the knockoff version, hence the meme

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

...nobody has the Minecraft movie at home

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[-] hungryphrog 4 points 1 year ago

what's he doing here, how did he get in??

[-] ech@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

I dunno. From what I saw it looked intriguing - lots of very bold choices.

Something of a sidenote: It's interesting that there's so much complaining at large about cookie-cutter movies coming out of hollywood, but when something strange or different from the expectation is even hinted at, there's big outcries like this. Wonder why the studios so rarely take risks...🧐

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Sure, this is different in that we don't specifically have a Minecraft live action movie yet. It's one of the most successful IPs though. It's not creative. It's just some rich people seeing a popular IP and likely making a shitty generic movie in it with big name actors. We want to see new creative things in new IPs, not just the same few IPs everywhere.

[-] Charzard4261@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

"Bold" is certainly one way of putting it.

It's not exactly fair to pretend like this is a good risk to take. If you take a beloved IP you better make something that the people who love it would like. From the trailer I don't think they even knew who their audience is. From the humour to visuals this was not made for the people who love Minecraft.

[-] jose1324@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You mean kids, right? It's definitely not adults having a midlife crisis

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[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Making a movie licensed after one of the best selling videogames of all times, with a trailer that screams "Jumanji but with Jack Black" (maybe it won't actually be like that but that's the vibes I got from the trailer) is hardly a bold move in my book.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

with a trailer that screams "Jumanji but with Jack Black"

Not super familiar with that movie, eh?

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

No I'm not haha, I've seen parts of all of them but somehow forgot he was in the 2019 one. I think that says a lot about the impact these movies had on me...

[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Strange or different? The trailer makes the movie look like bland cookie-cutter junk. They want to play it safe and hope Jack Black can carry the box office numbers.

[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Well it looks like the type of movie to watch it after a shit week at work just to zone out

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah that's backwards; my Java modded MC is at home. If anything we need the Invincible meme with "look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."

Side note, movie looks like the more recent Jumanji release. Bad, heavy on CGI, and not nearly a good as the original inspiration, and includes a tough Polynesian actor just because.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'd settle for the "Netflix Adaptation" format

[-] StrandedInTimeFall@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

It looks silly and I don't have to hear or see crisp rat in it. People getting worked up over it not being serious or looking odd. It's Minecraft, it was never going to be serious.

[-] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago

Jack Black is the only reason I want to see this movie after the trailer

[-] nyctre@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Movies cannot be saved by one, two or even three good actors. For example, the borderlands movie.

[-] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

I'm not going in expecting to see citizen cane. I'm looking forward to see Jack Black perform. If he's a small cameo I'll be sad I watched it, but I'm hoping they do a respawn joke so he is there the whole time

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[-] Resol@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Imagine one of those "realistic Minecraft" videos from... idk 2013 or something?

Now compare them to this. I see very few differences.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Steve ain't no poser. Steve knows how to rock. Unlike SOME people.

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