It'd be real nice if someone created a browser addon that auto-downvoted these same comments and puns. With enough users you could wipe out anyone wanting to make the comments when they get 100 down votes just by people with the addon loading the comments section.

"The Narwhal bacons at midnight"

This, take my up vote and may I commend you on your user name?

Angry updoot

My sides

It's really not though. These comments show up every day

Nobody in the history of the Internet has ever said that all redditors are creative with their comments.

Take my upvote

"This should be higher." "Savage." "Doggo." "Raises spork." "Russian bots are really active today." "CCP shills."

this tbh

Thanks a lot, u/TittyAssHoochyMama

Same

Same

A thousand times this

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You must be fun at parties. WHO HURT YOU?

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