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Hey how's it going?
(lemmy.world)
Nightmares are dreams, too.
This one REALLY throws people off, they rarely have a quip or retort to answer. “Too real” is the most common in my experience
Nah I just answer honestly. If you don't want to know, then don't ask.
One more day in paradise.
Either "I'm not dead yet" or "I'm still alive" with a somewhat halfhearted "I guess..." Trailing behind.
Once upon a time I was a little more cheerful and gave answers like "Celebrating my streak of consecutive days lived".
Occasionally I just make a random noise when asked. Bug your eyes out for effect too.
this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2024
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