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All hail our [Rule]r (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 years ago by PeachyMcPeachface to c/196

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[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea's shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]

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[-] Obsidiman 21 points 2 years ago

This is ginger erasure (we don't have souls)

[-] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

What if I already sold my soul for blåhaj?

[-] Fabulous 5 points 2 years ago

Go back to "Do you have possessions?" step and sell Blåhaj to buy Blåhaj

[-] Brisolo32@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 2 years ago

What if I dont have an IKEA

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

travel to IKEA

[-] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut 9 points 2 years ago

Understandable. I prefer the nonstandard colours of the (not so) blahaj though. :3

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

I want a blajah, a pink blajah and the rare golden blajah. Unfortunately I don't think IKEA sells them at my location :(

[-] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut 2 points 2 years ago

I don't think IKEA sells other colours at all?

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Really? I have seen other colors and assumed they were official, but maybe you're right.

[-] StarlightRose 8 points 2 years ago

We must liberate our savior, Blåhaj, frob the prisons of ikea

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