I'll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.
No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.
No wait...
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Ding-dong! It's the Americans. Open the country; stop having it be closed.
always nice seeing a fellow Bill Wurtz fan
Kill them all.
Start with... that one
Samantha knew what she had to do, when her new Ring doorbell began to send her the MKUltra activation code.
woman with vaccine microchip coming in for a software update
You have become a mod of r/Conservatives
5G corona virus mind control
The “Everything’s OK” alarm is working just fine.
Ma'am this isn't a Wendy's it's apartment 402a stop buzzing me are you on drugs or something it's 2am.
Baconator. BACONATOR!
Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO!!!!!!?
Press button to talk to train drive. Penalty fine for improper use.
Karenification process commencing, do not move.
The ship has been getting around since breaking up with never bender
"Took me like an hour doing the shading on the upper lip."
"Groan.."
Its a women being abused by the evil police
Head on apply directly to the forehead
When you're blasted on LSD, THC, MDMA, and Benadryl, the fire alarm SLAPS!
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