That's all the corpos and shareholders doing one last big squeeze before recession hits and the stock market crashes.

Way back when they introduced the world's most earwormy jingle, I knew it would backfire on them. You can't always sell a product for one price, eventually the price has to go up.

You're supposed to use the coupons they mail to you every month. I never pay more than $6 for a footlong.

That's the same price as a succulent Chinese meal.