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Way back in the day I wanted my club penguin to be named sparky, but that name was already taken. So club penguin recommended to me sparky678348

I like potatoes.

It's a play off Friend of Dorothy.

Coolest shit I’ve ever pulled off happened on a sick day

The Dude abides.

it is I

My favorite song from an artist

I am a TANK

I had a bottle of maple syrup on my desk and I'm not a very creative person.

I hit randomize in a passphrase generator until it farted out a mental image that made me laugh.

Why not?

I was binge watching the show "Letterkenny" One of their plotlines was about a Ostrich. Allegedly.... Im Australian, No Ostriches, only Emus.

I stopped taking my daily interval 💊

To promote razors

Food you want to eat but won't risk your life for

Self descriptive.

I write an anticapitalist tech blog at theluddite.org

It's the name of my youtube and twitch channels.

The name is a bit of a long story using text to speech in Sea of Thieves to annoy another crew. Tried getting to to speak in an irish accent and misspelled "charms" and the way the TTS said "chamrs" was just hilarious. So there we go.

Out of habit. It was my reddit username for almost a decade and the first thing that came to mind when I made a lemmy account.

Why I originally chose "justlookingfordragon" on reddit: I was looking for fellow Pokémon X/Y players with dragon-type safaris willing to share their codes, but the simplest usernames like "dragon" and "safari" were already taken, and "Imjustlookingforadragontypesafarikthxbai" didn't fit the character limit. I originally didn't even plan to keep the account, so I didn't care that the username was silly and awkward.

"Wolf Link" was a nickname that came later.

There's a character on Adventure Time named AbracaDaniel and I just switched in my name.

I rather like it.

Because it's accurate

I’m one of Zaphod’s cousins

Star wars

For Karl!

I chose mine because one day I had nothing to do and was super bored, so I just stared at ceiling and blackedout. And mind you I wasn't tired or anything neither did I sleep, I just lost consciousness because I was bored.

Not calm.

Not typical.

Full cat.

HISSSSSSSSSSS

My name is not Tony

In order to rise
From its own ashes
A phoenix

First
Must
Burn.

~Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Talents

I'm afraid to say why.

I just want to have a good time

I lived in Tropical country and iced cool water is the best

I have no f***ing idea.

I wanted to add "the magnificent" to the end of it but it didn't fit so

Because my tiny little arms have been replaced with laser-cannons.

No anime.

Because i'm a monke