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[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 118 points 2 years ago

I'm using my real name because I was here to virally promote a movie, just like all the other celebrities on reddit before.

It was a very successful promotion.

[-] sparky678348@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What? Are you supposing you are actually Margot Robbie

[-] MrCaturdayNight@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago

People don’t just make things up on the internet. I’m kinda stoked to be responding to a comment on a Margot Robbie comment.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Yay.

Need all the help I can get for my Oscar campaign.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Of course I am, why else did you think I spent 2 months here discussing the importantance of sincerity in an increasingly commercialized and absurd hyperconsumerist world, as well as the need for jaded adults to reject cynicism and regain their humanity?

I didn't mention the name of the movie here so it's not a promo, so, still not against strike rules.

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[-] willya@lemmyf.uk 111 points 2 years ago

To play off my instance name.

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Legend. Did you make the instance too?

[-] fucker@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago
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I was hurt by one and haven't healed

[-] Cubes@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

I would like to hear this story

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[-] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 years ago
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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

I love ninjas and carbonhydrates

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[-] moosetwin@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

mom i'm internet famous

[-] new_guy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

I like not being easily identifiable on social media. When I was a kid my parents taught me to not reveal my real name on the internet and nowadays it seems that your real life and internet life should be the same.

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[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

I can't remember

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I often expend my creativity elsewhere. 😅

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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Because I'm not a banana, duh.

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[-] mojo@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Because I want to instill fear

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[-] SummerIsTooWarm@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

Because I think that summer is too warm

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[-] jasonwaterfalls@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

TLC wrote a song about me.

[-] steamedhams@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Don't go Jason Waterfalls, please stick to the Trevors and Jakes that you're used to

[-] mack211@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

It's been my nickname for over 50 years.

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[-] Rock@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago
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[-] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I’m a simple man.

[-] ladytaters@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

One of my nicknames growing up was Lil Miss Potatoes. But now I'm a grown up, so I'm Lady Taters.

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[-] Hurensohn@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
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[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

It's an anagram of my real name, 'lcdou 991y9'

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[-] Lurklaughlove@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Because it’s all I really want to do here.

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[-] Unidan@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
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[-] chairman@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
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[-] LemmeInPls@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I kept on trying to make an account and it wouldn't let me for some reason.

[-] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago
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[-] nIi7WJVZwktT4Ze@fost.hu 12 points 2 years ago
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[-] krzschlss@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I didn't. It's my IRL nickname. It means 'short circuit' (as in 'easily frustrated'). I'm the opposite of it, I'm the calmest person on this planet. My friends thought it would be funny. (the full word spells 'Kurzschluss')

[-] Defiant@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 years ago

It’s the name of my favorite Star Ship! USS Defiant

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[-] akd@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

My initials if my middle name were Keith

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

It appeals to the edgelord teenager in me.

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[-] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

I was thinking of McDonald's and balls

[-] Pokite@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just run pwgen -c 6 -0 and picket one that I liked most.

I did same thing when I was picking my Wifi home network name (Wahthahv)

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[-] kinther@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Old WoW randomly generated name. Stuck with it for years now

[-] Kiwi 9 points 2 years ago

Have you seen kiwis? They're adorable!

The bird is alright too I guess

[-] o_O@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well I'm a very confused person, and I'm surprised at the world around me.

[-] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Corrupt windows nt boot menu circa 2003.. It should have said "last known good configuration"

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[-] pizzazzip@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like pizza, words with four 'z's, and palindromes. So I appended an 'ip' to pizzazz, and here we are!

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