Businessmen live like this and think it's normal.

straight out of The Stanley Parable

Thats not a wellness room, thats a confinememt chamber.

When I worked for the NHS the building had one of these. We called it a respite room to calm down, I think many folks used it to have a cry and get on with work.

Looks just like my last AirB&B, TBH.

Its non-Euclidean

Replace the overhead light with a desk lamp, get a rug and some wall hangings in there, maybe some fairy lights, a little bookshelf. Could be super cozy.

That's for someone to pump milk. Probably doesn't get used much.

I must be a robot then because that looks pretty nice. Having a room with a comfortable chair I can sit in by myself for like 20 minutes and not be disturbed would be great. I used to do desktop support at a big hospital and I had a key to an empty suite on one floor that had several sparsely furnished rooms like this that we stored equipment in. When I needed to concentrate on something I would go sit in there with my laptop and work in the quiet. It was wonderful.

Not as spacious or feature-rich as the cells at supermax prison ADX Florence.