Go big or go home, I say. Pappy Van Winkle for the rest of my days.

How different from water does it have to be? Just not in the title?

Because both something like sparkling water and juice are basically water.

But I already pretty much only drink sparkling water so I'll pick that one if it's allowed (if the spirit of your question is "no flat water").

milk i guess but my breath would stink

Arnold palmers. Nothing beats em

Coca Cola. I love it, but I try not to drink it too much. A nice iced can of Coke every now and then.

See username :) So much variety even though it's all the same tea plant

Cactus cooler.

It's an orange pineapple carbonated beverage that if you can find is such a happy experience.

In that case I'd have h2o too

I've been drinking brewed cacao (Cacao beans roasted, ground, and brewed like coffee) almost every day lately. So that.

Irn bru

Horchata

My heart says unsweetened black iced tea, but after a bout of kidney stones I guess I'd have to go with an iced herbal tea. Maybe something minty.

Tea. There's a lot of room for variation anyway.

Tequila, some ice

Dimethylmercury

Bud light. It’s basically alcoholic water.

Maybe truly hard seltzer since it tastes better.

I'll take the large glass of Poison. 1 glass is more than a lifetime supply.