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Wolf rule (files.catbox.moe)

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[-] thedudeabides@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He's got the entire Greek alphabet of male hierarchy inside him

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Yes I'm aware that that shit's wack pseudoscience

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 11 points 4 months ago

But they were Christian wolves, which is why he was also called "Amadeus" (lit. "Loves god")

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 4 months ago

Brazillian wolfs

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 1 points 4 months ago

Don't be silly, Brazilian waffs are too L O N G to be inside anyone other than a basketball pro.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He had 14 werewolves in him. 😏

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I only have a pack of foxes inside me, it’s waiting for you to come down…

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I don't have wolves inside me I have a dozen uncracked eggs, three raccoons, and the fox from the video game 'Okami' and they're fighting over a succulent roast pig.

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Oddfuture Wolfgang Kill Them All

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

As a german, this joke takes some time.

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