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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world to c/garfieldism

From the conservativepedia, an alternate reality with sub Calvinball logic.

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Isn’t every man an alleged homosexual? Which man hasn’t been called gay?

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Amazing how that one word can get you out of trouble.

Allegedly, Donald Trump has only one testicle.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

He's openly bragged about wanting to fuck his own underage daughter, so I don't even need to hide behind "allegedly" to call him a pedo creep.

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sure but the threat of being sued over a pseudonymous Lemmy comment is far less than putting it on a heavily visited wiki.

I mean he maybe probably did constantly jack off to his own underage daughter, but he more than likely will never see this comment.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago

I know I'm not awake yet because it took me too long to realize it was conservapedia.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

The man, the myth, the legend - Jim Davis ladies and gentlemen

this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2024
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The Church of Garfieldism

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garfield is a queer icon and im tired of pretending he's not, he's for the queers who are just a little bit eepy, for the queers who just want to eat and laze about, he's also canonically an enby who goes by he/him pronouns

idk i just decided to make this space for anyone who wants to post garfield memes and general garfield related stuff because there's like only one other garfield comm on lemmy that i could find and its just one guy posting the garfield comic that was released today 45 years ago (unironically pretty cool though ngl)

Rules: all the normal stuff no bigotry, no doxxing, etcetera. I reserve the right to moderate as i see fit but i dont think i'll be too overbearing with it (any bigotry will be pretty harshly modded though)

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