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[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 110 points 4 months ago
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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 68 points 4 months ago

Groan tube

Not seen one of those in years

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 21 points 4 months ago

Probably banned for kids now because someone determined it would damage their ego or something. I always say the era of good toys ended when Tonka started making plastic vehicles. Somehow LEGO still got through the purging, barely. How a destroyer of feet still exists in today's fragile world is perplexing.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 97 points 4 months ago
[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I'm old. I also had better toys than kids these days, and they don't even realize it.

[-] hedgehog@ttrpg.network 60 points 4 months ago

Do you honestly think that’s because all the older toys got banned and not largely because toy companies sell whatever makes them the most money?

[-] jorp@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

You played with toys as a kid? Back in my day kids worked. You little pansy

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

You had better toys because y’all’s generations sacrificed your children at the altar of capitalism.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago

Nah, Gen-X here. That's our parents and grandparents, brainwashed into the cult of Edward Bernays. The place was already doomed long before we got here.

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 months ago

The people currently fucking up everything right now in ways that boomers could only dream of are very much gen-x. The main exception being Zuckerberg who's already a millennial.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 months ago

Well it's a good thing you're here to make sure they know then. Otherwise they might enjoy themselves without ever realizing.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

a youth of mumblety peg and lawn darts no doubt

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 41 points 4 months ago

Do the one about participation trophies!

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

[not that commenter] I can't beleive how damaging those participation trophies were to my childhood. There I was, 6 years old, standing at the counter of the plastic trophy store, waiting for my order, baseball cap bill resting on the counter because I was 3ft 2in at the time. My team wasn't great, but they worked hard by showing up sometimes. Today was the last game of the playoffs, as we were getting ready to spar against the worst team in the league to see who would rank 16th out of the 17 town teams. "Springfield Farm League 1997" the trophy plaque read, as the clerk placed one as a sample on the counter next to the box, wondering if there was anyone else in the store anymore. I thought, "I will cherish this trinket for life, I will remember it forever, a little piece of memorabilia to sit on my parent's CD shelf for a few years before being "packed away" one last time. And years later, I will cry, because that trophy gave me so much promise, so much hope; if only I worked a little harder, and been placed on a better team, and actually cared in high school, and had been born to richer parents, and been able to attend baseball training camps, and had the right timing to be noticed by recruiters, I could have made it - I could have been on the farm league of the Houston Astros. But that plastic trophy ruined it for me, it made me think I could just coast. I never should have placed that order for my team, I never would have gotten hooked on casual involvement in hobbies, I never would have been always trying to scratch that itch of fleeting excitement for trivial matters. I got my whole team addicted to believing everything should just be fun and OK, that not everything should be a demoralizing struggle.

Wait a minute, the players didn't buy their trophies. Whose idea was that? Oh right, the people complaining did it.

[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

You seem frustrated.

[-] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Choking hazard for kids under 3, but otherwise it's fine

https://www.amazon.ca/Novelty-Place-Groan-Noise-Makers/dp/B09J228ZH7

[-] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago
[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago

A groan tube with a poor upbringing who turned to a life of crime

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Legos did, apparently.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 4 months ago

This is Humor. It's supposed to be dark here.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Anyone who brings up legislation to ban Lego withdraws once they realize that they may find a brick in their shoe one day.

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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 months ago

Awww dat Onomatopoeia

I heard it. I heard the sound. And i haven't seen one of those in a decade.

[-] neatchee@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

AAAAEEEEEEEUUUU

.....don't say it, don't say it, don't say, don't say it .....

......

...........

.................KILLER TOFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You rang? Or rather, groaned?

[-] neatchee@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

......I need more allowance......

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

….because I do……

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Drummin' on a street light!

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

One little voice is calling me calling me

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[-] Thomrade@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Is that you Doug? Meep Meep!

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

I like how the post in the screenshot is the first result if you search for "noisy stick"

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago
[-] atocci@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

The original Reddit thread in the screenshot, not this thread

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago
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[-] t_berium@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

It would giggle when you shook it!

[-] paws@cyberpaws.lol 5 points 4 months ago

Satan's giggle perhaps

[-] Thesaxonman@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago
[-] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And don't eat

Too too too much fried fooooood

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

EEAAEEOU

EEAAEE

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 12 points 4 months ago

this is ignoring the correct name for this toy which is the "NEEAAAWWG WOOOYYYG stick"

[-] ReducedArc@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

There's some kind of bird in the Faroe Islands that sounds exactly like this toy. I couldn't figure out what it was but I could hear it above me while hiking, it was delightfully bizarre

[-] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

It's more like UUUUUUAAAAAAAAEEEEE and EEEEEEAAAAAUUUUUUU

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[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

Love that guy's skits but I do feel like the sound was under-utilized/over-processed in this one. Reminds me I'm overdue for the annual/bi-annual rave I allow myself now that I'm old though, gonna have to find myself a sick one for after the vacations :p

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[-] RalphWolf@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

We called them "Giggle Sticks".

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

John Madden. Football.

[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

A snow branch? A sleet twig? A tornado trunk? I just can't

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