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riding rules (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago

Damn I didn't know Mario and Luigi were sharing

[-] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Ofcourse they are. They are in an open polyamorous relationship. How do you think bowser jr., baby mario and baby luigi were born?

What about all the tiny yoshi's? You think that BLAHEM he does is only to grab enemies? 💦

The new Super Mario Bros. Wonder confirms they use a shit load of drugs too.

You really think peach is always getting "kidnapped" by bowser? No, its a kink.

[-] possiblyaperson@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 months ago

All of the above :3

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 24 points 5 months ago

Depending on the game, Mario is Luigi's ride-able sidekick.

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 months ago

Peach. Never have I ever answered a question with less doubt.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 7 points 5 months ago

And Toad is basically a walking butt-plug...

[-] kittenzrulz123 13 points 5 months ago

Depends how brave you are

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