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submitted 2 years ago by Belladone to c/196

obv 5

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[-] AlexTheTurtle 16 points 2 years ago

5 is the objectively correct awnser.

[-] Stumblinbear@pawb.social 12 points 2 years ago

3 because I'm not a giant who needs a massive fucking fork. Give me the smallest one you got.

[-] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

Enjoy not eating your noodles at they fall off your fork I guess

[-] buckykat@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Chop sticks are the optimal noodle eating device

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

It's more like: would you rather use a precision laser or a shotgun to eat with?

[-] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Neither, I'd rather use a fork long enough that noodles don't slip off it regardless of which way you hold it.

[-] BeFayeDoCrimes 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I am fond of #4 quite a bit. It's sleek, unconventional and aesthetically pleasing. :3

Second choice is probably #2.

[-] planetaryprotection@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

#4 is almost a spork with those stubby tines!

[-] BlueKitty@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

4 for me too! I wish there were some smaller ones or that this one was tiny, it would be almost perfect. Smol cutlery gang represent?

[-] BeFayeDoCrimes 2 points 2 years ago

Smol gang, everything's better when it's cute and smol :3

[-] asceticism@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

3 and that's what I have at home as well.

[-] Hedup@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

4th is nice. Because the steel quality seems good and it's a bit fancy looking.

[-] BeFayeDoCrimes 2 points 2 years ago
[-] Col3814444@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago
[-] boldiegoldie 7 points 2 years ago

5 is the best fork

[-] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

I like the shape and simplicity of 3, but the heft and polish of 5.

6 is irritating. It doesn't know what it wants to be.

Those are my thoughts exactly. As someone else pointed out, the tines on 5 are fucking immaculate as well. I want those tines!

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

3 is the best one

[-] 99CentFun@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

3 maybe 5 wtf are the res

[-] juandjara@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I like 5, 1 and 3. In that order

[-] Rist6@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

the fourth one. I like flatter handles & the head looks like it works the best.

[-] indite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

4 or 5 is my goto

[-] kbtaco@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

5… 3 looks like one from high school that would be half bent

[-] artillect@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago
[-] complicutie@possumpat.io 5 points 2 years ago

3 looks blunt af those big ass prongs aren't piercing anything. I am a ride or die for 5

Ugh, I hadn't noticed the tines! That's such a good point... Can I order handle 3 with the tines of 5?

[-] Gamers_Mate@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Probably number 5 though if 5 is not available I will choose number 3. Also anyone else count the tines to see if any of them were actually tridents?

[-] merryGoose 4 points 2 years ago
[-] dill@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago
[-] planetaryprotection@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

You won't be eating anything with those blunt-ass tines!

[-] dill@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago
[-] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

2 or 5 because I want a fork, not a spork

[-] Magrid@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

1 since I use it at home

[-] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

1 all the way

[-] AnakinSandlover@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Everything except 2 and 6, because of the handles.

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

Only 2 or 6, because of the handles.

[-] AnakinSandlover@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I don't know about you but I prefer my forks without handles. Straight up just the pointy parts.

[-] Domicidal@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

#2 for the big head and ergonomic grip

[-] SOS 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

of these? 5 to I like none of them

[-] Belladone 2 points 2 years ago

what why? What kind of fork do you like then?

[-] SOS 3 points 2 years ago

The type with scrollwork on them, or something I can feel on the handle

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

1, I'm boring and like older stuff

[-] Zippythezigzag@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

4 because my dentures are high class.

[-] NettoHikari@social.fossware.space 3 points 2 years ago
[-] maximus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

1 or 5, they're both pretty sleek and have some texture around the edges. idrc about size

[-] kulta@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

So what's the answer? Pick 4 and you're a psychopath, 5 and you're a narcissist?

[-] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 1 points 2 years ago

5 gang rise up

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