Sad Adults Angry at Cardboard Rectangles rule : 196

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] amtwon@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Also, canonically Aragorn and the Numenoreans can't grow beards, but no one is ever mad about that lol

EDIT: Numenoreans can grow beards, but not the royal line, which is part elvish

[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Maybe he's just pale for a human, because all humans are black in LOTR. The elves are brown, and that's pale from a human perspective.

[-] enbee@compuverse.uk 27 points 2 years ago

this is totally rad

[-] A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I think the art on Blaragorn's card looks phenomenal. His dark complexion next to all the lighter colors around him creates a very nice visual.

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago

Fuck WOTC but I don't care what color Aragorn's skin is lol.

Tolkien hated bigots btw

[-] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

The Woke Mind Virus is killing the Lord of the Rings. The Woke Mind Virus is killing the Lord of the Rings. Sir, the Lord of the Rings is slain. At whose hand?
The Woke Mind Virus

[-] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Is that from LOTR Sleepy Edition without pronouns?

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Blaragorn is a white card. They literally can't be mad he is white according to MtG rules.

[-] enbygaysexenjoyer 10 points 2 years ago

cishets on their way to get triggered about REAL problems (man is black in series)

[-] diffuselight@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Wait wait after decades of satanic panic they are now D&D fans ?

[-] StereoMike@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

The hobbits are going to Woke Mind Virus.

Man just enjoy the interpretation. If not then just go away. Plenty of regular lotr stuff to be enjoyed.

[-] artic 1 points 2 years ago

Let embrace lord nurgle and spread the woke virus to everyone nyaaaaa no more bigots

[-] yeepyorp@mtgzone.com 1 points 2 years ago

!memes@mtgzone.com